The Wish Game

[Anonymous]

Granted! You go speedingboating with your partner and the reverse gets stuck. You chop her into thousands of tiny pieces.

It's not a waste of a wish, and it was actually granted :P. May I point out that nothing abd happened because of it. hehehe

I wish for a dancing mango man.

[Anonymous]

Granted but the cost of mangos goes through the roof and you end up broke and on the street, begging for food, mainly mangos

I wish for a puppy

[Anonymous]

Granted, alas it is a three headed savage puppy and bites off your leg.

I wish to never have another assignment to hand in.

[Anonymous]

granted, all your assignments are now to be delivered in speech in front of your entire class. :P

I wish to live in bliss. :P

[Anonymous]

Granted, but you were too busy living in bliss that you missed the mass evacuation from earth and blew up with it.

I wish I could cook like my mother! =o

[Anonymous]

Wish granted but you realise everything she cooks came out of a can and that she can't actually cook and you sob uncontrollably at your wasted wish
Wow that was a bit much even for me
i wish for a sports car

[Anonymous]

Wish granted, but it's a clown sized sports car.

I wish I could fly!

[Anonymous]

Wish granted but you accidentally fly out of earths atmosphere and suffocate in space

i wish i was a moderater

[Anonymous]

granted, but you're instantly fired because you're a lazy mod.

I wish I was a Hermaphrodite. O.< :P

[Anonymous]

...

Hmm. You succeeded in getting the Stephen Lynch song stuck in my head.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YQiMuRd5AFA

Not exactly safe for all >.>

But anywho! We'll say Granted! But you get Jock Itch from your Yeast Infection >.>

I wish I had a pirate ship!

[Anonymous]

Wish granted but you get kidnapped and killed by the pirates who used to own the ship

i wish for world peace

[Anonymous]

ROFL

Granted, a giant meteor crashes into the planet killing every living being on it... there peace. :P

I wish to have my very own show. ^^

[Anonymous]

Granted, but the show never airs because nobody heard about it.

I wish I was the opposite gender!

[Anonymous]

Granted but you end up as a halfie with BOTH reprodutive organs.

I wish i had a giant castle from which i would rule the world with an iron fist, foot and (incase the others fail) machine gun

[Anonymous]

Granted, but its defenses are no match for krazi's ego and the entire castle is eaten in a single, crushing blow. :twisted:

I wish my ego wasn't so big. >>

[Anonymous]

Granted but then your ego is smaller than my ego and it gets eaten. YAY, KRAZI IS EGO-LESS (if that's a word)

I wish for (wait for it) a billion and one pounds

[Anonymous]

You now weigh one billion and one pounds. You die of many cardiovascular diseases and everyone on sote starts pining for you.

I wish for a pet rock.

[Anonymous]

Granted but the pet rock dislikes you and runs away. (don't ask me how  :P )

i wish for a air guitar

[Anonymous]

Granted! But you always trip over it and it's hard as hell to ring string.

I wish I was a werewolf.

[Anonymous]

DIE WEREWOLF! You forget it is full moon and meet up with a friend. You rip her to shreds and it is ALL YOUR FAULT

I wish I lived on a different world.