So yeh, this was a game one of my members from another board came up with and posted, and it's rather fun, so I thought I might post it here too ^_^
Alright, this game is simple, creative, and it's great fun when you're bored between posts.
Basically all you do is make a wish. For instance:
'I wish it would stop raining'
and the person after that would grant your wish, but the consequences would be terrible. For instance:
'granted, but it never rains again and your favourite pot plant dies of drought.'
and then once you've granted the wish you make a wish yourself. Simple? Cool. I'll start.
I wish I could shapeshift.
As soon as I read the title, I was like, "oh god, I hope this is one of those corrupt a wish games" xD
Anyways....
Wish Granted! But, you get stuck in one form, and can never return to your real form.
I wish I was getting paid today...
Granted! But you get paid in counterfit bills and get arrested.
I wish I was one of the best tennis players in the world.
GRANTED!!! But you now can do NOTHING but play tennis for the rest of your life.
I wish I wouldn't have to study so hard to get As in my classes ^>^
Granted! But it's because the grade system gets turned around so A's are the equivelant of F's and vice versa.
I wish I wasn't tone deaf.
Granted! You're now completely deaf!
I wish I had a bigger room.
Granted! You've been shrunk to the size of a mouse, so now, your room is bigger!
I wish I had a pet gryphon.
Granted but now your pet gryphon has eaten all your other pets and a couple of relatives.
I wish I could tun into a wolf.
Granted, you turn into a wolf...spider.
I wish I knew how to sew!
Granted! But Now You're A Spider and people trash your stuff all the time!
I wish I had some ice cream! >.<
Granted, you get your ice cream but suddenly someone bumps into you and your ice cream falls and hits the stupid ground T-T
I wish I had my own Oompa Loompa...
Granted but it's sings it's Oompa Loompa song so much it drives you crazy and you throw it off the cliff.
I wish I didn't have school so early in the morning.
~*~ Wish Granted ~*~
~Consequence ~
All of your late-night classes consist of high-level science and mathematics courses, taught by people who have very thick accents and don't explain things well.
I wish my boyfriend did everything I told him to~
Wish Granted, however he now takes everything at face value and so literal that after you've recently had a big fight and told him to go jump off a cliff, he has done so and is now in the hospital.
(sorry if that's kinda harsh Kira)
I wish I could sleep for an entire year.
Granted! You've slept through your best friend's wedding, and she's real mad at you.
I wish I had a sweet boyfriend.
Granted, you got a sweet boyfriend...i mean, he is literally sweet... turned out to be a gingerbread man 0_o
I wish I had my own X-Wing with an R2-D2 in it!
Granted! But...it explodes from a bad super technological part no one can remember the name of >.>
I wish that I could find my stapler!
You find it all right! But it's at the bottom of the ocean guarded by an angler fish. D8
I wish I had a new Wacom tablet. x3
Granted! But before you even get to use it it gets stolen!
I wish I could fly!
Granted!
But when you get high enough to kill yourself, your flying abilities disappear DX
I wish I had more time
But it's time spent with me :D
I wish i could cure my caffeine addiction
Granted! Alas, everything you touch turns to caffiene.
I wish I could transfigure things with my mind.
Granted, but everything you transfigured turned into a television set that played "tool time" re-runs.
I wish I had a sword that was as long as Sephiroth's but easy to use.
Granted! But, here comes the immortal bbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt.... The sword is actually plastic.
I wish that all of my posts were done, and all of the bio's are also complete. ^^
~*~Wish Granted~*~
HOWEVER...you have lost a full week of sleep, and sacrificed going to school and work in order to do so. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA~
.
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I wish I had a pony. 8D
Granted, but it was born with no legs and I kinda sold it's head to a creepy guy who seemed to REALLY love animals. Oh, and I donated it's bones to some company so they could make some cheap glue, and a tribe of nomad hunters came and took it's skin and most of the meat, but um. *hands you a few strands of horse hair and horse fat*
:D I like this game. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
I wish I could have the appearance and powers of a vampire/werewolf with none of the weaknesses.
Granted but now you shed all over the place and you can't go anywhere for the trail of hair and smell of blood.
I wish my divorce was finalized already.
Granted...problem is, your ex gets the alimony and you are left with nothing but the clothes on your back.
I wish I was an elf.
Granted, but you are locked in an enchanted sleep, only to be awaken by an obese slave master.
I wish I had a VERY powerful sense of smell.
Granted but now all smells are so overpowering that you have constant migraines when you can actually get up at all.
I wish that my ex would disappear and just leave me with my kids to live happily ever after.
Granted! But.... You have to move to the most depressive place in the whole wide world.
That didn't make me feel all good inside. >.<
I wish the whole world was happy, and no stupid killing was done.
Granted! Unfortunatly because everybody was happy they forgot what pain was then the world became void of purpose and love because nobody knew what it was like to to fight for these things. They also became immortal and eventually got so bored with life they became depressed but they could not kill themselves because it would be considered stupid.
MWAHAHAHAHA *cough hack* HAHAHAAAAA!
That felt a little too good.
I wish I were a fish :D
Granted, but you get caught in a tree that falls into your watery home, and when it gets pulled out you go with it and sit on land for days.
I wish I don't need to sleep.
Granted! But now everyone think you are a vampire and hunts you and or stalks you asking for autographs on Anne Rice books!
I wish I could have whatever movie I wanted!
Granted! But VCR player's become outlawed, and yours is taken away. ^^
I wish my parakeets would stop fighting. >.<
Granted but now they never make any noise at all.
I wish I had a tail
Granted but your tail is soo ridiculously long that it tends to get in the way and you can't hide it and it is always tripping people, and you keep getting sued due to injuries.
I wish my room could just clean itself.
Granted.
But.
Mwawawawa.
Your room now cleans itself, but your parent's think you sold everything because it's all away, or bribed/forced your little brother to do it, so you are now grounded for a Year anyway, with everything taken away.
Hehe, you're right, that did make me feel good inside. XD
I wish that I could find a nice, decent, Good-looking, jock/smart/sensitive guy who wouldn't hate me. (Yes, I know, impossible, but remember that this is the WISH game.)
Granted, only your family hate him on appearance and lock you in a tower so that you can never see him.
I wish I was a genius.
Granted but now you are so smart it's driving you insane with all the possibilities and knowledge running through your head.
I wish that everyone would post quickly so we can keep rp going almost constantly and that no threads fall behind because people disappear for long periods of time.
Granted.
But everyone was so busy replying, they forget to eat and sleep. So they all die, and no more posts are made.
I wish I had a wish to wish for!
Granted. However, you just wasted your wish on wishing for a wish.
I wish for pie.
Granted, but it's poo pie, covered in zit sprinkles and topped with a cherry that a lindsey lohan ate and soon regurgetated. Enjoy!
I wish the person below me wouldn't mess up any more of my wishes. :cry:
Granted but now you are unable to think of wishes.
I wish that I could find cures for every deadly disease known to man and ever to be discovered in the future.
granted, but your best friend will steal them from you and present them as their own, so you will forced to live out the rest of your days in the shadow of their fame and fortune until the inevitable day when you can no longer stand the stress of the unrevealed truth and you massacre hundreds in hopes that you will be remembered in the annals of history.
I wish that I would live out the rest of my days in splendor.
Granted! But all you have is splendor and you never see any other lifeform ever again.
I wish I were evil.
Granted but now you are soo evil that you have killed everyone even your minions and family and destroyed everything on the earth so its just a round and flat planet, (you filled the ocean with junk) and you soon go nuts and curl up in a ball and die of hunger.
I wish I could win Jonas brother meet and greet tickets.
Granted. The hall the function is in collapses while your in there. Jonas dies.
I wish I was telepathic
Granted but now the only person you can hear is Hillary Clinton and all of her thoughts and fantasies.
I wish that I was 5'9" instead of 5'2". (Have fun twisting that one! HA!)
Hehe, easy.
Granted, yet none of your clothes fit and when you try to go out they rip down the seams. You are now naked in public *evl grin*
I wish I had a stick to poke the next person with.
V that means YOU! V
Granted but the stick is magical and each time you go to poke me, the stick retreats and pokes you instead.
I wish my daughter would quit using her sippy cup for a pacifier and just be a more advanced 15 month old baby.
Granted but she does become much more 'advanced'...
And now you are her slave because she used her advanced brain to make a gun to threaten you with.
(silly cheesecake apricot sunmonkey- happy, mdu?)
I wish I could have a cubed inch of cotton- (too small and airy to choke on)
Granted! but I come along and shove it up yor nose and scream NOSE_NOSTRILS! and your avatar becomes real and blinds us all.
Enjoy
I wish I had a bananaphone
Granted, but it is too banana-ey to use as a phone and too phone-y to eat as a banana. :D
I wish I had a bucket instead of a hand on my left arm. 8)
Granted. It's absolutely huge, but your left arm muscles remain the same. You are rendered unable to move and slowly starve to death.
I wish for invisibility.
Granted. You trip over and nobody sees you, thus you get stepped on.
I wish... for a pair of superhero underpants.
Granted but they formerly belonged to a rubbish superhero that no-one remembers and said previous owner has not washed them...in centuries
Muahahahahaha
I wish Ham-Hams were real
(Lol, I'm obssessed recntly, I managed to procure a copy of Hamtaro: Rainbow Rescue!!! Yay ^^)
Granted, but they can't find sunflower seeds and starve. =P
(poor ham-hams...)
I wish for a :mrgreen: (mr.green) that says "no"
*grants wish* you have a Mr Green that says "NO". It turns out he is also a pacman and he eats you.
I wish Eli would kiss Serigala.
wish granted but the world exploxes when they kiss and kills everyone
i wish for a giant robo suit
Congratulations!! You have a giant robo suit... fall on you. you go *splat*
I wish people would stop reading this before it's too late for them to realize I'm not actually wishing for anything. :P
Your wish is my command. Nobody finishes reading your posts in this thread. Alas, no one finishes reading your other posts so they never post to anything you write.
Tough luck
I wish for fishes.
Wish granted you get dumped in a pool of pianhas. MUHAHAHA
i wish for a better evil laugh
Granted! You now have a better evil laugh. You use it in public and it is so much better that you wet yourself.
I wish I had soup.
granted, you are kidnapped by cannibals and cooked in a tasty soup.
I wish to pity the foo' who reads this. :P
Granted, but because of the pitying, that's now the only emotion you feel.
I wish I was bilingual =D
Granted but then the two lanuges you learnted become obslete and you are unable to learn any new ones. So you die alone. MUHAHAHAHA. (I'm having a brief obession with evil laughs)
i wish for a hamburger (Corrupt THAT)
Granted. This is what happens: //http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wT08UziaFw
I wish that would happen to jester >:) Hehehee
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! TOO MANY HAMBURGERS!!!
oh yeah. granted but you are standing right next to jester when it happens
i wish for a lifetime supply of CHOCOLATE!!
I buy you a chocotastic bar and shove it down your throat. You choke and die, thus learning your lesson. Chocolate is bad for you.
I wish I could draw.
congratulations, you are now fully capable of drawing stick men.
I wish to be a superhero that protects the world from peace and justice. >>
Granted. You were so busy protecting the world that you forgot to protect yourself and died of a virus. Rest In Peace.
I wish I had wings!
Granted, they are made of wax and melt. You fall to your death and never get to see your favourite band play ever again.
I wish for a pogo stick.
Granted. But it was so springy that you bounced all the way to the moon and couldn't get back.
I wish I could draw realistic centaurs.
Granted but they are so real that they jump out of the page and stab you.
I wish i could create fire
Granted, but you're not fireproof so you are burned to a small, crispy person.
I wish I could sing like a lyrebird.
Granted but then you cannot talk, only sing. people get annoyed by your constant singing and kill you
i wish for a talking POLAR BEAR!!
Granted, but now you have so much time that you die of boredom. Congrats.
I wish I would stop biting my nails DX
Granted! Your nails grow so long that you can no longer use your hands and you die of starvation bescause you cannot feed yourself.
I wish I was the way I am.
Granted ... Wow what a waste of a wish
I wish for a speed boat
Granted! You go speedingboating with your partner and the reverse gets stuck. You chop her into thousands of tiny pieces.
It's not a waste of a wish, and it was actually granted :P. May I point out that nothing abd happened because of it. hehehe
I wish for a dancing mango man.
Granted but the cost of mangos goes through the roof and you end up broke and on the street, begging for food, mainly mangos
I wish for a puppy
Granted, alas it is a three headed savage puppy and bites off your leg.
I wish to never have another assignment to hand in.
granted, all your assignments are now to be delivered in speech in front of your entire class. :P
I wish to live in bliss. :P
Granted, but you were too busy living in bliss that you missed the mass evacuation from earth and blew up with it.
I wish I could cook like my mother! =o
Wish granted but you realise everything she cooks came out of a can and that she can't actually cook and you sob uncontrollably at your wasted wish
Wow that was a bit much even for me
i wish for a sports car
Wish granted, but it's a clown sized sports car.
I wish I could fly!
Wish granted but you accidentally fly out of earths atmosphere and suffocate in space
i wish i was a moderater
granted, but you're instantly fired because you're a lazy mod.
I wish I was a Hermaphrodite. O.< :P
...
Hmm. You succeeded in getting the Stephen Lynch song stuck in my head.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YQiMuRd5AFA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=YQiMuRd5AFA)
Not exactly safe for all >.>
But anywho! We'll say Granted! But you get Jock Itch from your Yeast Infection >.>
I wish I had a pirate ship!
Wish granted but you get kidnapped and killed by the pirates who used to own the ship
i wish for world peace
ROFL
Granted, a giant meteor crashes into the planet killing every living being on it... there peace. :P
I wish to have my very own show. ^^
Granted, but the show never airs because nobody heard about it.
I wish I was the opposite gender!
Granted but you end up as a halfie with BOTH reprodutive organs.
I wish i had a giant castle from which i would rule the world with an iron fist, foot and (incase the others fail) machine gun
Granted, but its defenses are no match for krazi's ego and the entire castle is eaten in a single, crushing blow. :twisted:
I wish my ego wasn't so big. >>
Granted but then your ego is smaller than my ego and it gets eaten. YAY, KRAZI IS EGO-LESS (if that's a word)
I wish for (wait for it) a billion and one pounds
You now weigh one billion and one pounds. You die of many cardiovascular diseases and everyone on sote starts pining for you.
I wish for a pet rock.
Granted but the pet rock dislikes you and runs away. (don't ask me how :P )
i wish for a air guitar
Granted! But you always trip over it and it's hard as hell to ring string.
I wish I was a werewolf.
DIE WEREWOLF! You forget it is full moon and meet up with a friend. You rip her to shreds and it is ALL YOUR FAULT
I wish I lived on a different world.
Granted but this world has no SotE so you never know what happens on the wish forum (HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE!! :P :lol: )
I wish for the ability to throw lightning bolts (FEAR ME!! :twisted: :twisted: )
Zeus gets mad you stole his thunder *snicker snicker* and blasts you out of the sky!
I wish that it was colder!
granted. You are now stranded in Antarctica with no way out and no way to contact the outside world. Have fun. :P
I wish to be soft and cuddly. ^___^
You become a Fumafu and Miss Chikori thinks you are that gun nut and beats the living sh** out of you.
I wish I did not have any exams to go to.
Granted but instead you have to do MY exams and you haven't studied. MUHAHAHAHA :twisted:
Oh by the way mdu_ntr, the duck duck goose thing can come out of your sig now it has been more than a week
I wish for a unlimited set of throwing daggers
Granted! I throw you an unlimited amount of throwing knives at you. Happy birthday!!!!
I know, I'm just lazy. See how long the grinning face has been there?
I wish for a sock-eating cuddle monster.
granted, you get the krazi. 'cept I don't eat socks... I eat unsuspecting SotE members. ><
I wish for a shiny suit of armor. :P
Granted but then you eat it and the metal poisons you from the inside
i wish for ego seeking missles
granted, but they have no effect on my superior ego. :P
I wish for everybody to be soft and cuddly. ^____^
We are all soft and cuddly! But the world is not :( We get caught on things and our stuffing comes out. >.<
I wish for a fruit smoothie!
Granted, but your smoothie is way cold and you drink it so fast you get brain freeze! Enjoy!
I wish I had awesome freezing powers like Iceman from X-Men.
Aw You ruined a smoothy Lion. That's blasphemy. Jyo shall punish Tarquin justly. *wiggly eyebrows*!
Granted! But you have an arch nemesis like Pyro...and he's way scarier!
I wish I had powers like Phoenix. Mmm Fun! Even though she's crazy. o.o
hehehe. Allow him to pull out the hand cuffs for her, save her the trouble. ;]
Your wish is my command. Granted but you end up a weapon of mass destruction and pretty much want to destroy the world.
I wish I was a world-famous novelist
Granted! Except you are so into your characters you go insane!
I wish that Batman would come out already :(
Wish granyed but it seriously disturbs everyone when he "does it" on tv and everyone commits suicide at the exact same time, causing a paradox which destroys the entire world.
I wish for a balloon (AGH! Broken imgination)
Granted but it's an evil killing balloon!
Like This. (//http://youtube.com/watch?v=QyAb0o5hKc4)
I wish the weather would clear up!
The weather is now clear. The rain you would normally have meets up with another storm somewhere else and that place has major flash flooding. Where you live, the clear weather continues for years on end and everyone has to move because of the drought.
I wish I had the whole 10 seasons of Stargate
Wish granted but when you watch all ten series, you get so obsessed that you don't eat or sleep. Your social life deterioates and you end up starving to death but don't notice as you are too engrossed in Stargate.
I wish for gills.
granted, you are now a Freaky Fish Guy. ><
I wish to have supreme cat-like reflexes. :P
Granted! But you have a weird affair with Batman and then get slammed into the asylum!
I wish that every day was a Friday!
Granted but then you life gets so samey and boring that you start to feel that life's not worth living anymore. You then commit suicide (obvious or what)
I wish for one of those giant teddy bears that you can win at fairgrounds
You seem to have an obsession with Teddy Bears >.>
Granted! But the same grizzly from the vending machine thinks you stole it's cub and eats j00.
I wish for a pizza!
Granted but the pizza is host to a new type of deadly bacteria. It is resistant to all types of antibiotics and eventually scores a wierd and wacky spinoff movie, which is so bad noone goes to see it and the reviews are terrible. Oh and everyone dies of this new disease.
I wish for a long sharp dagger.
Granted. Instead of a dagger however you end up with a short sword. One day, while playing with it outside in your backyard, a neighbor spots you and calls the police. Since the neighbor described it as a schimatar the police call the Department of Homeland Security, and instead the DoHS shows up. They arrest you on charges of acts of terrorism and take you away to Guantanamo Bay.
I wish...I could either RP or actually start my story.
Granted, but suddenly you are plagued with the worst case of writer's block ever to grace mankind! *horror!*
I wish everyone was some kind of awesome ninja.
Wish granted but whille using your awesome ninja skills to jump around and throw death stars, you lose you balance and fall on a conviently placed bed of nail. You don't die but the guy lying on them does. You commit suicide out of guilt.
I wish for heat vision.
Granted but you point your heat vision at the wrong Super Hero in their street clothes and they squish ya.
I wish for the ability to make decisions quicker!
Granted, but you end up making decisions so fast you run out of things to do.
I wish everyone could transform into cute, cuddly animals.
Granted! But their minds remain the same and slowly go insane!
I wish for a clear state of mind.
Your wish is my command, however your mind is now so clear you can think of absolutely nothing.
I wish for a quick adrenaline rush.
I might prefer that! =P
Granted! But your heart goes BOOM!
I wish that it was tomorrow already.
Granted but seeing as every following day is tomorrow, tomorrow never really comes.
I wish I could be an anime character.
Granted! But you die a very crazy death and/or are a creepy old perv anime dood.
I wish for a slushee. :mrgreen:
Granted but the summer is so hot it melts before you can enjoy its cool brainfreezing powers.
I wish I had a friend named Alison.
Granted but Elvis Costello always sings to her and eventually your brain explodes from annoyance. :D
I wish I could kill my writer's block.
*cleans up exploded brain* Thanks a lot :P
Granted, but sadly you get arrested for murder the next day.
I wish I had some aspirin.
Wish granted ... but you're arrested for possession of class A drugs! :oops:
I wish for a lazer pen
~*~Granted.~*~
However, it kills a kitten every time you decide to charge your laz0r (shoop da whoop).
I wish I had some peach cobbler...
Granted! But it comes to life and bites you back! :O
I wish for some yummy steak!
Granted, but it's a monster steak and eats you instead!
I wish dishes could clean themselves
Granted! But they come alive and sing a lot of Disney songs...continually...meaning...non-stop.
I wish I could see the future!
Granted but the Government captures you and uses you as a weapon
I wish SotE became real life.
Granted but then the world dies and so do all of us :O
I wish I could go to sleep!
*mourns kitsy's death*
Granted but your slobber causes your keyboard to spark and you end up setting yourself on fire.
I wish for a pizza.
Granted! But you eat it and get a tummy ache :(
I wish it was Saturday!
Granted! *gets sudden message* Sorry but you wish results will have to be delayed for another two days.
I wish I could sleep right now.
Granted! I'll stop pmming you :shock:
I wish I could see my mum again 8)
Granted! *peels open Lyra's eyelids*
I wish men have nipples for a reason.
Sorry, can't help you with that xD
I wish I hadn't mistaken myself in the time to go to school -.-
It is here 8:33am, I was out of bed at 7:00am thinking I'd have to be at school at 8:30, then my little sister comes down and tells me I'm wrong and don't have to go to school until 12 o'clock. R-A-W-R!
Granted, but now you forget you completely had school.
I wish I had my very own starship so I can visit other worlds.
Granted. Let's get lost in our own imagination.
I wish I had my very own Santa, so I could personally tell the old asshole that the pluche bear he gave me last year really stinks.
Granted, but sadly get no more presents for the rest of you life and die a very sad little girl...:[
I wish the world was black and white sometimes like an old classic flick.
Granted but there's all kinds of wrecks and things.
I wish I really WAS Kitsune ^__________^.
Granted but none of your old human friends and family can understand you and you end up living the rest of your days a hermit.
I wish the world could be like a cheap romance novel.
Granted! But Fabio gets all the ladies.
I wish decisions were easier!
Granted, sadly though you make decisions so fast you eventually run out of things to do.
I wish I had some cotton candy
Granted, you now have cotten candy but your mouth has now disappeared. MUHAHAHAHA!!
I wish i had an ego as big and hungry as krazi
Granted...but it eats j00.
I wish that the Avenger's movie would be here already!
Granted, but the film is terrible because the moviemakers didn't have the extra time to put into it to make it better.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted! But um...the world explodes! or something...
I wish for the push to write.
Granted, but, due to a malfunction in the genie program, you accidentally get pushed off a cliff
I wish life was like a George Lopez joke.
Granted! But you get a pain in your chest and you can't breaf!
*snickers*
I wish I wasn't sick anymore >.<
Granted now your dead
I wish the world was a musical.
Granted but Ala Buffy people explode when they dance too much.
I wish that it wasn't so hot outside. Stupid summer.
Granted, but now the world is so cold that life cannot survive.
I wish life could be like the video game Fable.
Granted, life is like Fable but with a really shitty console.
I wish the toilet monster was real.
Granted but now you fear going to the bathroom for the rest of your life.
I wish brothers weren't so annoying
Now your brothers are no longer annoying. They are nothing but unfunny husks that do nothing but eat, sleep and stare at dust particles. You will feel guilty eventually.
I wish I could turn into a butterfly on demand.
Granted, but you can't turn back and only have a couple of days left of life.
I wish I could finish all my homework until the end of this week.
Granted. But due to a clerical error, you couldn't finish all of your homework, passing the end of the week, ending in you wearing a paper hat and saying, "Would you like fries with that?"
I wish for another wish.
Granted, however an error occurs in the genie program and "No more wishes available" appears on the screen.
I insert the imagination of all the SotE members.
Granted. But because this is the wrong game, nothing happens. Besides, I wear Tin-Foil hats.
I wish for a new genie program.
Granted, but it is so pathetic that you regret its very existance.
I wish I am a real boy.
Granted. But you lack to ability to reproduce, see, hear, smell, speak, and feel objects.
I wish for something.
Granted, however the genie system seems to be out of somethings
I wish for amazing gaming skills.
Granted. However, it is only for an extinct varient of Pong that is impossible to get.
I wish for the extinct varient of Pong
Granted, but because it is extinct, it is also dead and rotten.
I wish I understood more of the intertextualities within the wish game thread.
Granted. However, they arre incorrect interteextualities.
I wish for a puppy.
Granted but you receive a puppy with multiple personalities ranging from psychotic aggression to milquetoast cowardice.
I wish life could be more exciting like a Hispanic novela.
Granted! But then you get to the last page too quickly :(
I wish my iTunes wasn't updating so slowly >.<
Granted. Now it its updating thirty times slower than it was before!
I wish for a piano.
Granted but it drops out of the sky ala Looney Toons and smooshes j00.
I wish for a wolf!
Granted, but the poor thing was hungry and bit your arm off!
I wish it wasn't so hot.
Granted but then it gets so cold penguins and polar bears come to you...and eat j00!
I wish it was later tonight already!
Granted but now time flies and it is always later.
I wish I had a snack right now.
Granted but..where are you on MSN?! >.> <.<
I mean...but it's alive and you have to catch it first.
I wish I could sleep.
Granted but now you never wake up....ever.
I wish everyone in the world became figure skaters.
Granted but we all can't fit on the ice cause it cracks.
I wish Lion would post on Blood And Lust >.> ^_^
Granted but writer's block prevents the post from being completely.
I wish I was already asleep instead.
Granted but then you sleep too long and miss something! :(
I wish that I had some pizza.
Granted, but it's a couple days old and very nasty
I wish I had more summer vacation.
Granted but...It gets so hot we all melt.
I wish I had some soda.
Granted, but it explodes when you open it.
I wish I was a fish.
Granted but then you get caught and eaten.
I wish I had the ability to transform into a horse.
Granted but you get tamed and forget you're human.
I wish my friend would have come over!
Granted, but seeing as they can't yet go back in time to fix the things they messed up, they are forced to see you tomorrow.
I wish everyone had a nicer, gentler, and more cuddly way of releasing anger.
Granted but then people are snuggled to death.
I wish that problems were more easily fixed!
Granted but doing so takes the excitement out of life and we all die of boredom.
I wish sleep was optional.
Dood, me too.
Granted! But we all were so much nicer when we slept, now we're all grumpy!
I wish that I wasn't so nocturnal.
Granted but now you get no sleep whatsoever and look like somebody beat you with a shovel.
I wish I was an awesome vampire detective like Tastuhiko Shido from the anime Night Walker: The Midnight Detective.
Granted but then you loose who you really were.
I wish people didn't steal things.
Granted but then thieves all around the work are on freeway off ramps with signs saying "Will Steal for Food"
I wish I had a soft pillow to sleep on.
Granted But You Sleep Far Too Long.
I Wish That I Didn't Have To Work Tomorrow.
Granted but then you get fired for taking a self-prescribed "day off"
I wish there was a happier version of Romeo and Juliet
Granted. You manage to write one where Romeo and Juliet got married and lived happily ever after and the book became a big hit, but then Shakespeare comes back from the dead and kills you. Seven times over.
I wish Shakespeare wasn't so darn scary.
Granted but because he's not beautiful either, he now looks like the crypt keeper.
I wish for a pet wolf.
Granted. Unfortunately said wolf was the creation of a genetic experiment, and it has 7 arms and a short, stubby head. Oh, and it has a displaced hip.
I wish for a pony.
Granted but the pony is so small that you accidentally step on it one day.
I wish for something blue.
Granted, but the blue something turned out to be the cheese you've wanted to eat for years... and it's all... blue...
I wish my test scores aren't that bad.
Granted but now they're so good they make everyone so jealous and violent towards you that you get smothered in your sleep.
I wish life was more like 'futuristic'
Granted! But technology has moved to fast and robots...eat us or something.
I wish that motivation was easier to find!
Granted! Movitation is suddenly everyone! It's just really hard to catch.
I wish for world peas.
Well, there's lots of peas, and we can't really walk on them and end up falling all over the place.
I wish for the chatroom to blink when people talked in it >.<
Granted but the blink is so fast, you never notice it.
I wish for an orange.
Sure thing, but you get the whole rest of the tree, too, and it crushes you.
I wish to go to a con.
Granted but it turns out to be the Convention of Bad Foot Disease and you choke to death.
I wish for banana tree.
Granted but they're all rotted.
I wish that I knew what was going to happen next.
Granted but you envision only your impending doom and can do nothing to stop it and you end up dead in the next five seconds.
I wish school was delayed another three weeks.
Granted but...it's so hard to think of anything bad to do with that...um your brain rots from all the summer television!
I wish finding money for school was easier :)
Granted. Unfortunately, you can now not find the school at all the money goes to waste. See what you get for investing in an education?
i wish my internet connection didn't suck, blow, fail, or eat things.
Granted. It now no longer does this to "things" and instead starts consuming people, and it eats you first.
I wish I had a Venus fly trap.
Granted. Your plant grew 26 ft. tall, though, and ate all of your prized possessions in place of giant flies.
I wish I didn't have to write my history paper.
Granted but instead you have to go back in time to video tape it, and are in the middle of several wars!
I wish that I had a camera
Granted, but it doesn't work and even if you were to get it to work it would both take peoples souls and never take good pictures. D:
I wish I had something to eat.
Granted but it gets snatched away by a seagull.
I wish I had energy right now.
Granted, but then you start bouncing of all the walls and knock yourself out!
I wish for hours to go by faster.
Granted but now you age faster than everyone else.
I wish I had some cheerios.
You get a bowl of cheerios, which get stuck in your wind pipe and you suffocate. Chocotastic has to do the Heinrich manoeuvre on you :P
I wish I had a never-ending pot of tea
*edit: I think you mean Heimlich Maneuver.
Granted but its so hot it slips from your hand and spill on your lap, giving you severe burns and because it's never ending, the spilling never stops.
I wish for my face to become this smiley :mrgreen:
Thanks for that. I'll probably forget it in a few minutes but I'll try to remember. :P
Granted. You can never show any other facial expression, cannot speak, can only breath through your teeth, cannot hear and have VERY limited seeing abilities. Not to mention that no guys or girls want to go near you. You will probably live a very isolated life.
I wish I had magical burn-healing cream for my severe tea burns.
Granted but it takes too long and you end up being allergic to most of the ingredients within the cream.
I wish for new legs for Mdu.
Granted! But she uses them to chase you down and tackle you :P
I wish Lion to get a big exciting box with a funny present inside.
*ish tackled*
Granted, I get a great big box with a ceramic sexy leg lamp complete with a garter belt and stocking. O_o.... not the type of gift I'd wish for...
I wish I had awesome fire manipulating powers.
Granted, but you burn yourself when you first try them out. Ouch!
I wish life catered to my procrastinating ways.
Granted, but then everyone gets angry with you because you made life cater to your ways instead of theirs.
I wish for something green.
You get a giant green...glass of milk...ewwwwww.
I wish instead of editing the characters would edit it themselves.
Granted but then you no longer have any power as their writer.
I wish I didn't have to go to school today.
Granted! But all the teachers give suuuper easy tests you can't make up, that ALSO count for 50% of your grade!
Damn.
I wish this soar throat would go away. >.<
Granted but now your throat really does soar and flies away.
I wish had a wooden sword.
Granted but it's extremely brittle and cracks any time you touch it. :[ Better keep it just as a display.
I wish I had wings. :D
Granted but then somebody plucks them off causing you terrible irreparable damage to you back.
I wish the world was like one giant clock.
Granted! But we get squished by the arms.
I wish that....it was 1:00 already,
Granted, but then you forget why you wanted it to be 1:00 in the first place.
I wish danger wasn't so dangerous.
Granted! But then there would be no fun in dangerous things! No Adrenaline!
I wish cramps didn't hurt :(
Granted but then they have to think of another name to call them.
I wish I could fly.
Granted but you went too close to the sun and you fell down again. From very very high.
I wish I had more time and less homework.
Granted but the genie system misinterprets your entered wish and gives you less time and more homework... Enjoy! :]
I wish I had my very own clone.
Granted, but he's also evil and more some reason feels the need to dress as a clown all the time.
I wish I had a nice, hot, safe hot tub to jump in to.
Granted, but you slip when you try to stand up and bang your head, therefore drowning yourself when you don't wake up.
I wish I had a puppy.
Granted, but it's soon killed and found nailed to your door by the ears, possibly by someone who is upset to have died in a freak hot tub accident.
I wish my brother would let me SLEEP.
*gasp* *cries* My puppy!
Granted, but then you never wake up!
I wish life were like a dream world.
Granted but it's a world of only nightmares!!
I wish I had a room cleaning robot.
Granted but it turns against you and takes over the world! O:
I wish there was a way to keep my horse from constantly hurting himself.
Granted however your horse dies from boredom of not being able to hurt himself.
I wish I had cool sunglasses like these: 8)
Granted, but you lose them on the beach one day. :[
I wish I had a bird of some sort.
Granted but it's one of those large prehistoric birds that suddenly becomes suspicious when your horses start disappearing one by one.
I wish to become a cool comic book character.
D: My horses!
Granted, but you can never return to the life you knew.
I wish that giant horse-eating bird would die. :[
Granted, but you get captured by a group of scientists who become angry with you for wishing the death of a rare specimen.
I wish people were easier to understand.
Granted, but life is boring now that you understand everything about folks.
I wish something secret.
Granted, but the secret slips and now everyone knows what you wished for.
I wish I could make a living as a musician.
Granted but the fact that you suck at making music makes it a very hard living.
I wish Juno was better at music.
Granted, but you receive no credit when she gets awards for her wonderful talents.
I wish I had a fish.
Granted but you get really hungry one night and eat it by accident as a midnight snack.
I wish I could time travel.
Granted, but you can never return to the time you lived in before.
I wish I could keep songs from playing in my head...
Granted but then a good tune never registers itself again after the mysterious incident of all your mp3 stuff breaking.
I wish I could play an electric guitar successfully.
Granted, but after that you are never successful with anything else in your life.
I wish I had a turtle.
Granted but its a snapping turtle and it bites off all your fingers.
I wish for a fractured skull that isn't my own.
Granted, but it was your best friend's.
I wish I had an iguana.
Granted but its a freakishly large mutated iguana and this too eats your horsy. :(
I wish I had my very own vending machine.
*mutters* You have something against my horses?
Granted, but it's empty.
I wish I had a neon colored shirt...
No, of course not. As a matter of fact I'm actually an animal-lover.
Granted, but your neon shirt only makes you an easier target for snipers.
I wish I was a cool character in the Star Wars universe.
Sure you are. =P
Granted, but now you cannot cope with normal life.
I wish I had an easy button so I wouldn't ever have to look for things I've lost.
Granted, but it's the fake plastic kind and it never works when you use it.
I wish people weren't so fanatic about football.
Granted, but then you get sued by the NFL for messing with their profits.
I wish I could hold my breath for one hour.
Granted, you can actually hold your breath forever now because after the first five minutes you died! :D
I wish humans could live as well underwater as they do on land.
Granted, but they get bored living underwater and decide to stay on land.
I wish it wasn't so humid outside. :[
Granted but then it wouldn't be swampland.
I wish life was like an action movie.
That cut me deep, Lion, it really did. *covers face and cries*
Granted, but like action movies there's danger in just about every moment of your existence.
I wish I had my own pet elephant.
Granted but the poor thing's broken down your house and your whole neighborhood to add!!
I wish the board took you to the last post you've read when you click the topic.
Granted, but now you can't view any other posts.
I wish I had $50. :[
Granted but then you get robbed ten seconds later.
I wish Juno had her fifty bucks back.
Granted, but she gets robbed again. Poor Juno.
I wish I could somehow earn my best friend's trust back.
Granted but you now spend so much time with this friend you neglect your other friends and family.
I wish good things would happen Juno from now on.
Granted, but Juno now suspects everyone because she wonders when things will go back to normal.
I wish my shuffle would show me some mercy.
Granted but only plays the songs you want once every three hours.
I wish I could travel the world this very second.
Granted, but your plane crashes in the ocean.
I wish I could play the cello.
Granted but you end up playing like Squidward from the cartoon SpongeBob Squarepants.
I wish houses weren't so boxlike.
Granted, but now they're not easy to build.
I wish it were my birthday.
Granted, here's your present. It's a bomb. Enjoy :]
I wish Juno's bomb didn't blow up.
Granted, but now Juno lives in fear that some day it will.
I wish Lion would take the bomb present back (it's the thought that counts! :D).
Granted but it now blows up in my face. :[
I wish I had a pencil.
Granted, but it isn't sharpened.
I wish something really cool would happen tomorrow.
Granted, but get hit on your head by the end of it and don't remember anything on the morrow.
I wish I had a key for everything.
Granted, but you lose it before you ever have a chance to use it.
I wish I had my very own hunting falcon.
Granted but it is eaten by a larger bird. Hmm... perhaps that prehistoric bird that went missing has something to do with this.
I wish Sherlock Holmes would take this case.
*mutters* Stupid bird, it should die. -_- Eats all of the nice pets I have/would have.
Granted, but then he goes back into his books and never returns.
I wish I would catch a cold. :D
Granted, but thinking it's a baseball you throw it to somebody else and they catch the cold instead of you.
I wish I had my own rocket car.
Granted, however you have no idea how to operate it and end up driving it into a volcano. O:
I wish I lived closer to the beach.
Granted and you end up dying in a tsunami.
I wish the vending machine I wished for had stuff in it.
Granted, but you soon discover that you have no money to feed the vending machine. :cry:
I wish I hadn't died in the tsunami...
Granted you are now simply in a lifelong coma.
I wish my vending machine didn't need money to work.
Granted, but now it only takes smilies, which are endangered and therefore protected by law.
I wish I wasn't in a coma. @_@
Granted, you are now dead again. :D
I wish it was raining right now.
*whacks* I want to live, dang it! Dx
Granted, but the rain causes a flood. :[
I wish I could play the trumpet.
Granted, you could when you were alive but you can't now because you're dead.
I wish my coffee was cold.
Granted, but it freezes over.
I wish I were alive. :D
Granted but then you get shot and die from massive blood loss.
I wish my face wish this smiley: :shock: .
Granted, but now you can never close your eyes. Ever again. EVER.
I wish I had some painkillers for this headache. @_@
Granted but they turn out to be narcotics and you get busted by cops.
I wish Juno were alive to make her postie!
Granted, the post magically appears 2 minutes before you wish for it, but it is crap and is gibberish writing and has almost nothing to do with anything and you therefore gag at the sight of it.
I wish the lock on my door actually worked.
and....*throws confetti* Congrats on your one thousandth post, Lion! =D
Awesome, thanks!
Granted but you lock yourself in and not even you window will open to let yourself out.
I wish I didn't have thieves to kill
Granted, but now you're bored...with nothing to kill.
I wish I had a slice of cake to eat right now.
Granted! But it's evil cake and eats you instead!
I wish I had all the stuff to cook neat things!
Granted, but you promptly lose it all. :[
I wish I had coffee.
Granted but it spills and burns your lap.
I wish I had a nice jacket.
(I love that quote Lion ^_^)
Granted! But it's filled with rabid weasels :[
I wish jobs were easier to find. :D
Granted but suddenly every position is filled before you have a chance to get to it.
I wish I turned into a piece of paper.
Granted, but you get picked up by a pyromaniac.
I wish to be an idiot.
Your wish is my command, but you are now regarded completely insane and thrown in solitary confinement.
I wish I was a cool 80's love song.
Granted, but people get tired of hearing you and eventually you are uncool. :[
I wish I could draw well!
Granted but you make other great artists jealous and shunned from the creative world.
I wish I had all my posts complete!
Granted, however they all are the length of a chunky novel, telling everything you have on your characters and boring the readers nearly to death.
I wish my eyes were a different color.
Granted but they get poked out and stolen for their beauty.
I wish Juno got these eyes :shock: as replacement
Mah eyes! Dx
Granted, but Juno hates them so much that she cuts them out of her skull and steals back the prettier ones.
I wish Lion made wishes that didn't cause Juno pain.
Granted but then you die of boredom because Lion was not there to make tormenting wishes.
I wish for a tree.
Granted, but it falls on you.
I wish I had a hamster.
Granted, but the poor baby bites all of your fingers off and has rabies.
I wish there was more beautiful music in the world.
Granted, but it is so beautiful that you go crazy when listening to it and start talking about how you killed plastic before hiking in the ocean.
I wish for the color pink to disappear.
Granted but when you die this color gets its revenge by being everywhere you wander for all eternity and being the only color you're able to see.
I wish my life was like a rock song.
Granted, but your life can now have no affiliation with other genres.
I wish I were taller. :cry:
Granted, you are now tall enough to participate in your local carnival freakshow.
I wish I had that crying antidote again...*mutters under breath* damn vending machine.
Granted, but the drama and pain on Juno's part still remains. *sniffle sniffle*
I wish had a quarter.
Granted but it falls down a storm drain.
I wish Juno had her quarter back.
Granted, but the storm drain takes Lion in its place. :[ Poor Lion.
I wish the storm drain accidentally got filled with concrete.
Granted now you have a stone lion ready to be mounted on your mantle.
I wish I went to Japan.
Granted, but you can never return.
I wish had a zebra.
Granted but Lion eats it.
I wish my computers were in better shape.
Granted but their circuitry becomes brittle.
I wish I became a character in a novel.
._. *mutters about Lion somehow causing harm to everything that I wish for even when not granting the wish*
Granted, but now you're gushed over by enthusiasts and life is no longer fun.
I wish my hair wasn't crazy.
Granted! But then you loose some of your allure :/
I wish for super fast internet!
O: Crazy hair = attractive in what world?! WHERE?! SHOW ME THE WAY.
Granted, but it moves so fast that it breaks down on you when you try to use it because you can't keep up.
I wish I had a bowl of macaroni and cheese.
**Edited to say that regardless of what happens to my cyber dinner wish I just got my own bowl in real life....so HAH. x]
You get a bowl of macaroni and cheese! But because you are so paranoid of something happening to it you can't eat it.
I wish for being able to remember what music I was going to check out O_o
Granted but you immediately forget.
I wish the U.S. Presidential Election was more like American Idol.
Granted, but none of them can sing and you have to cover your ears any time they come on tv.
I wish I had an element named after me.
Granted! But you get it named after you because you discover it! In the process you blow up your lab with j00 inside :(
I wish my laundry did itself ^_^
Granted but now that it has a mind of its own it want to take over the world.
I wish I had my own robot.
Granted, but it has a very limited range of motion and has a malfunctioning laser gun equipped that conveniently fires at random intervals.
I wish I had a kitten. <3
Granted but it has a silent vendetta against you to claw you every time you come near it.
I wish I had a sword.
Granted, but in all your excitement of obtaining a sword you accidentally lodge it in an unsuspecting toddler while swinging it around.
I wish I had perfect balance.
Granted and you become the envy of every gymnast in the world who are plotting your demise.
I wish I was an old person.
Man, I'm gonna get shot aren't I? Just tell me now, I want to say goodbye. @_@
Granted, but then you fall and break your hip. *fakes a sniffle for Lion's benefit*
I wish I had a cookie.
Never. I'm only violent when provoked.
Granted but they are suspiciously green.
I wish my hip was fixed.
*pokes incessantly * O: Am I gonna get shot now?!
Granted, but then you get trampled by an escaped zoo elephant and most of the bones in your body get broken in the process.
I wish I had new ear buds.
*sighs* Let me ask you something: Do you want to get shot?
Granted but they are sold to you by a suspicious electronics store and they take over your mind as soon as you put them on.
I wish for a full body cast.
No comment. *continues to poke*
Granted, but you're forgotten and left in it and soon you die of dehydration. :[
I wish my older horse were black or bay or something easier to keep clean.
Granted! But since it's so easy to clean you continually put off doing it.
I wish my boyfriend would wake up!
Granted, but now he'll stay awake forever. =/
I wish my PS2 wasn't being glitchy so I could actually use it.
Granted but due to some freak accident it blows up in your face and you must have surgery immediately.
I wish I had two extra eyeballs.
Granted, but scientists stick you in a lab so they can study you.
I wish I could wink.
Granted, but your face is forever stuck like this :wink:
I wish life was like an amusing tragedy.
Granted! But it's funny for everyone but you! :( Lame.
I wish that I got paid to rp!
Granted, but now the world is jealous and nobody rps with you. :[ No pay for you.
I wish I could ride a roller coaster right now. Fun! =D
Juno you make it too easy to hurt you....:( hehehe.
You go through the roller coaster fine but then you step on a cracker at the amusement park and it explodes.
I wish my tummy wouldn't hurt anymore.
What, I like roller coasters! Dx And for the record I've never gotten hurt on one before. :]
Granted, but then you get a headache that lasts for the rest of the week.
I wish I wouldn't get so suddenly addicted to video games when I'm supposed to be writing a paper. -_-
Granted but you then lose all your interest in anything fun and interesting and people deviate from you because you have become boring.
I wish I had my own baby dragon.
I always end up either boring or dead. :'[
*pokes your sig* One hatched! *is jealous*
Granted, but when it grows up it forgets who you are and eats you. =/
I wish there wasn't a porcelain bird house hanging above my head right now.
One of yours did too! *pets it* Mine all died :(
Granted...but....birds roost in it and get your computer all messy....blech.
I wish that I could play violin.
Hehehe I wish I had hatched this one but I picked it up after it was abandoned and am now hoping it'll grow up x]
Granted, but you learn from Juno and because Juno isn't a very good instructor there are holes in your knowledge.
I wish secret areas in games weren't so hard to get to...sometimes at least.
Granted! They are only sometimes easier to get into, the rest of the time they become impossible to get in or out of and you get stuck in them.
I wish my nose didn't get itchy so often. *scratches nose*
Granted! Your nose falls off.
I wish that I had some dessert like ice cream!
EDIT: Wewt! There was ice cream in my fridge! MWahaha.
Granted, but it melts before you have a chance to eat it.
I wish I had better grades.
Granted but suddenly a single absence could prove fatal.
I wish I wasn't hungry right now.
Granted but now you won't be able to eat anything for the rest of your life!!! :(
I wish I could teleport.
Alas, you never get to control where or when you go.
I wish I could control the weather.
Granted but people kill you immediately because they think you are a monster.
I wish good thing happened more than bad.
Granted but then when bad things happen people have no idea how to deal with them.
I wish my bf felt better!
Granted, but he never gets sick again and doctors become quite suspicious of him.
I wish I could stay in and read the new additions to my personal library rather than get up early for school tomorrow. :cry:
Granted but you die because you were absent.
I wish I had more confidence when I colored.
Granted! But you don't feel good about the lines!
I wish that there was more than one of me so one could do chores and go to work and I could stay home!
Lion why must you always make Juno die? :[
Granted, but your clone(s) rebels and flees the country.
I wish I were a smidgen taller, I hate being dwarfed by all the crazy tall people around here.
Granted! But you keep bumping your head on stuff because your forget!
I wish for the ability to draw well!
Granted but you're still not good enough to draw with the big kids.
I wish Juno would stop dying.
Granted! This is such a wonderful wish that it can't possibly have a negative side.
I wish my horse's hoof problems would just go away and leave me alone. -_-
Granted but now your horse is fine and you get the hoof problem instead (even if you don't have any). As a result your foot must be amputated.
I wish Mars was colonized.
GRANTED. Except it's by The Mars Attacks Aliens O_O
I wish we all lived in pyramids.
Granted, but there's lots of.... m-mummies walking around....
And they come chasing after you....
I wish my baby dragon won't die ;_;
Granted but it now wants to stay a baby forever.
I wish I was somebody's pet lion.
Granted, but you get stuck being Juno's and she ties you up outside to spend the winter. =/
I wish water would boil faster. -_-
Granted, but the laws of physics now cease to exist in your kitchen.
I wish I wasn't left outside.
*sniffle* Juno, you meanie!
Hey, I didn't kill you! Dx
Granted but now you're stuck inside to watch the world go by with only a potted plant available for food because Juno locked the fridge. =/ Poor Lion.
I wish my tv would stop adjusting the volume and leave the job to my remote.
Granted, but now the remote has a mind of its own---making the TV louder and softer at the worst moments.
I wish there was an extra day in the weekend.
Granted but then the whooole calendar is thrown off!
I wish I had all the DVDs I wanted!
Granted, but none of them work.
I wish I didn't get lost all the time.
Granted but now everyone follows you in a duck line because you always know where you're going. Creepy...
I wish I hadn't washed a white tank top with jeans. @_@ Stupid dye.
Granted, but now it is dyed red with your blood because I had to eat you out of hunger.
I wish I had my own lighter.
Ugh! What happened to the Juno stop dying wish?! Dx
Granted, however, the lighter is given to you in exactly one million shattered pieces in a red-papered present box complete with a big, shiny bow.
I wish I hadn't been eaten, and killed in the process, because I have deadlines to meet and a great many people will be unhappy if I do not finish them. *sniffle sniffle*
That was before you made me starve.
Granted, you are regurgitated back to normal, but you smell funny and nobody likes you anymore.
I wish the age of big hair bands returned.
Granted but global warming comes faster because of all the hair spray.
I wish that I had a big house I didn't have to pay for!
Granted, but it is infested with every pest imaginable.
I wish I had cool hair.
Granted, but it's so cool, you have Eskimos living in your hair.
I wish I had a kitty.
Granted, but the kitty's name is Fred and he wants to eat your face for a snack. =/
I wish Lion would quit making me die (even though you didn't this time...but I see the things you write. Making me drown). O:]
Granted, but now everyone else except for Lion keeps making you die.
I wish my umbrella wasn't broken.
Granted but you never need the umbrella again because life as we know it has ended and we all die of dehydration. Thanks Seraph, thanks a lot.
I wish I had a secret admirer that ISN'T a stalker,murderer,rapist, etc.
Edited to say: Woot! 400th post and official pirate x]
Granted, but now you're secret admirer is nothing more than an uninteresting nerdy kid that, upon meeting, bores you to death.
I wish I had a nectarine.
Granted but it's rotten. :[
I wish my horse's hoof problems would go away -_-
Granted but now your horse has no hooves.
I wish cars were easier to acquire.
Granted but now they're only easy to acquire for everyone else and not you. :[
I wish life were more like a video game. Structured and simple you know what's going to happen when and who's going to die when, etc.
Granted, but your friends are NPCs and they end up the ones being killed off.
I wish my mother's parents weren't evil psychotic *****.
Granted, but one day you break your legs in the water at the Orlando SeaWorld while trying to be a performer with the orcas, thus getting you smashed against the tank wall.
I wish it wasn't storming outside.
Granted, but now it's storming inside.
I wish I had a cream soda.
Granted, but it is completely frozen.
I wish all of my injury and illness problems would just go away and leave me pain-free. -_-
Granted but then you are no longer the paranoid, whiny person that we all know and love! :cry:
I wish I had a smile like Mr. Green. :mrgreen:
I know I admitted it to myself and all that, but why must you call me whiny on top of that? @_@
Granted but your face gets stuck like that forever and people are scared of you =. Imagine that. Hehe.
I wish I had my own pet sparrow.
Granted but it gets sad because it misses its freedom.
What's wrong with a good whinge every now and then?
I wish for a purple spotted oliphaunt (giant LOTR elephant).
You get one, but it's carrying a mutated virus from its home dimension, which annihilates one third of the human race.
I wish I had a perfect memory.
Your memory becomes perfect. Alas, other thought processes have to make way for your memory and you become hard of hearing, blind in one eye and have fluctuating mood disorders.
I wish I could do magic.
Congratulations on your mastery of Blue Magic. You now possess the ability to cast any spell that has been first cast on you. Too bad nobody else knows any form of magic. Even if they did, you would probably end up being set on fire. Now wouldn't that suck?
I wish I had a puppy.
You get a cerebus puppy and it attacks you.
Being set on fire? Hmm, that may not suck as much as you'd think. *looks at the lighter* hmmm...
I wish I was set on fire.
Granted but you don't know that you have a gas leakage and end up blowing yourself up.
I wish I had a broom to sweep up Mdu's body pieces.
Granted! However, the broom is only a painting. :[
I wish I had an apple.
You got it! But it's crawling with worms....yuch!
I wish I had some disinfectant.
Granted, however, it is just a bottle with the correct label that is filled with water.
I wish I hadn't injured my knee tonight...for the third time. -_-
Granted but now you have no knees! Enjoy!
I wish there were more hours in the day.
Granted, but you have to sleep those extra hours away.
I wish I had an oreo.
Granted, but it's stale.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, you now have possession of a first-class ticket to any location you would like to go to.
I wish my books were more organized.
Granted, but now you can never find the one you're looking for.
I wish my pen wouldn't run out of ink.
Granted, but it is so full it leaks ink continuously and you cannot write with it.
I wish I had a muffin.
Granted, but it's made of plastic.
I wish I had rollerblades.
Nooooo my muffin :'[
Granted, but instead of wheels there are real blades.
I wish I had a jacket.
Granted, but the jacket is three sizes too small.
I wish I could meet a famous person.
Granted, however, this 'famous' person is self-proclaimed.
I wish I had a sharpie.
Granted, but it doesn't have any ink.
I wish I could play video games for a living.
Granted, but you are swarming with letters from people who can't beat their video games.
I wish for a sofa of my own.
Granted, but under the cussions is a pile of someone's very old socks and you discover that they have been there since the very first sofa was made.
I wish I knew how to fix all computer problems.
Granted but you go bald as a side-effect for an effective brain.
I wish for a new microwave.
Granted, but the microwave was stolen from Juno and she steals it back so you are left with nothing.
I wish to see a world without vowels.
Grntd, bt thn spch bcms vry wkwrd.... (Granted but then speech becomes very awkward).
I wish for a pigeon.
Sad thing is that I understood it without the translation. x]
Granted, but the poor thing is sickly and soon dies.
I wish I had a new notebook.
Granted but it gets struck by lightning and incinerates.
I wish I had a fire extinguisher.
Granted, but it can't extinguish fires.
I wish there were no midterms or finals.
Granted but then you get booted from the class.
I wish I had a candy cane.
Granted but you eat it all in one go, feel sick and no longer have it.
I wish I stole your candy cane.
Granted, but then someone steals it from you.
I wish I didn't need sleep.
Granted, but now everyone is jealous of you.
I wish my downfall would not be books and video games.
You no longer have any imagination or reading abilities.
I wish I did not need to work and could live as a writer.
Granted but a tumultuous economy you suffer terrible sales and end up on the streets.
I wish for a hat.
Granted, but it likes to eat brain cells so....yeah.
I wish spiders didn't build webs between trees on a well-traveled path.
Granted, all the path-dwelling spiders decide to make residence in your room.
Edit: Damnit!
I wish for a house.
Granted, however, it is one of gingerbread.
I wish I had my own swimming pool.
Granted but the water's sold separately.
I wish for a pair of boots.
Granted but they are made out of paper.
I wish artificially scented mint soap didn't smell like it could actually be eaten. @_@
Granted, it smells like horrid fake ickyness and when you use it, you stink too.
I wish I had a pair of paper boots!!!
Granted, but they give you horrible paper cuts.
I wish I was an elf.
Granted but then you get stepped on!
I wish I had a box of band-aids.
A ten-ton box of band-aides falls on you.
I wish I had a super-mind.
Granted but the batteries are sold separately.
I wish I had a mouse pad.
Granted, but the mousepad is biodegradable and falls apart.
I wish for a singing fish.
Granted, but it only sings songs you hate.
I wish I could read minds.
You get flooded with the whole world's minds at once.
I wish for the power to choose how and when people die.
Granted, however, you are deemed too dangerous to the general public and are isolated.
I wish I had a bag of skittles...
Granted, but the skittles are over five years old.
I wish I would never get sick.
Granted but you're legally sentenced to dissection for the 'greater good'.
I wish I could meet all of my heroes.
*knock knock* They are with you right now. Unfortunately, they are not as good as you thought they were and you feel very disillusioned.
I wish to get accepted for a house in the next week.
Granted but then you're told later that it was a mistake.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
Granted, but then everyone around you gets sick.
I wish my laptop had a battery that could last forever.
Granted but it suspiciously goes missing and the next day Juno is found bragging about how she has a laptop with an everlasting battery.
I wish I were nocturnal.
Granted but you somehow get mounted on my wall after a brutal night hunting excursion.
I wish I had a nail-clipper.
I didn't know Lion hunted innocent night-dwellers. -_-
Granted, but you manage to clip your fingers and toes off as well as your nails when you use them.
I wish I had a star shaped piece of ice.
Only Juno night-dwellers. *grins proudly up at wall*
You get a very jealous Kirby.
I wish I had new fingers.
Of course. -_- Lucky me, eh? *squirms on wall*
Granted, however, they are made of plastic.
I wish cobras were constrictors instead of being venomous so I could feel safe about getting one. x]
Granted but they get out and strangle you while you sleep. *sniffle*
I wish I had some pain killers right now.
Granted but they're made of plastic and completely useless to you.
I wish I'd survived the strangulation.
Granted, but all your bones are crushed beyond repair so you have to spend the rest of your life in a full body cast.
I wish I had photographic memory.
Granted, but now you will forever see the horrible moments in your life.
I wish my horses would stop finding ways to injure themselves.
Granted, but a final act of rebellion ends all their lives.
I wish for a WWII rifle.
That's...still morbid. :[
Granted but you manage to shoot yourself in the foot the first time you hold it.
I wish I had my own roller coaster in my front lawn.
Granted but it's a kiddie coaster and you never get to use it because all the neighborhood toddlers hog it to themselves.
I wish for a staircase.
Granted but it is made of legos.
I wish wasps had not taken up residence in the barn.
Granted, now instead you have killer bees! Yay!
I wish for an exterminator.
Granted but you soon find that someone has exterminated the exterminator.
I wish I had some rice.
Granted but it's one of those notorious poison rice balls like on Tenchu. Not knowing this, you eat it and die.
I wish for a peaceful death.
Granted, however, that death is that of an ant, not you.
I wish I could make up my mind.
Granted but you are then forever hopelessly confused.
I wish to work on a farm.
Granted but you're dragged out to Juno's farm and put to work cutting fields of grass with a single pair of scissors. *twitch*
I wish I had a week off.
Granted, a week has been taken off your life.
I wish I was paparazzi.
Granted but a celebrity beats you with a bat one day. Ouchie.
I wish I had food.
Granted but you then die of food poisoning.
I wish for a lamb.
Granted but it is soon stolen for sacrificial use.
I wish I could live out a classic novel.
Granted but the wish is null 'n' void because you're dead.
I wish for a mop.
Why am I dead. o_o
Granted but mysteriously you have no water to use along with it.
I wish my tv worked so I could play my new video game.
Granted; it now works for five seconds before exploding in your face.
I wish I could time travel.
Granted but you discover that every time you travel you age eighty years and die soon after your first attempt.
I wish the bird outside would stop trying to fly through my windows.
Granted. The bird now hits the pane so hard that it breaks its neck is no longer capable of flying at all due to its sudden death.
....Real nice Juno, killing an innocent bird. What kind of heartless person are you?!
I wish for a pan.
Hey, I didn't wish for its death! Dx It's just annoying...it comes and slams into the window and then flies around and tries another window and it's so stupid it can't figure out that it can't come inside. -_- I wouldn't be surprised if it had brain damage. *shakes fist at bird*
Granted, but Juno steals it from you and hits you on the head with it before giving it back.
I wish I could drive stick better.
Granted, but then humanity no longer uses cars for travel.
I wish I never had technical difficulties.
Granted! You soon find, however, that you have trouble functioning in day-to-day life. :/ Poor Seraph.
I wish I had a better relationship with my family.
granted but u are now amoung the ranks of the liveing dead
i wish i had better rping skills
Granted, but you then become a horrible speaker in real life.
I wish I had an icepack.
Granted, but the ice is melted.
I wish the sun wouldn't come up so I don't have to go outside and freeze my toes off. -_-
granted but the sun gose out freezeing the entire world
i wish i had a pet cat
Granted! But it's bad tempered and scratches you so badly and so often you end up needing a skin transplant for most of your body.
I wish for a classic car.
Granted... But you then crash the car and it was the only one left in the world. !! :lol:
I wish that my teeth were straight.
Granted, but one now has a chip in it.
I wish I could see in the dark (like a horsie =O).
Granted, but then you can't see in the day time.
I wish I wasn't a geek.
You are now a teen sensation *flutters eyelids* with like no brains and like, yeah. You so have no thought things of your own.
I wish I had the internet at home.
Granted, but then you get addicted to it.
I wish I wasn't always hungry.
Granted, but now you are always thirsty.
I wish the cold would go away for a day.
Granted, but before it does you are frozen in a block of ice.
I wish for a baseball bat.
Granted, but it is radioactive.
I wish I had new music to play. :(
Granted, but they play continuously but you can no longer obtain new tunes.
I wish for disinfectant.
Granted, but it is given to you in a locked box with no key.
I wish there were more hours in a day.
Granted, but there are no more school days to compensate for the extra length.
I wish it didn't get dark so early.
Wouldn't that be a good thing, Lion? xD
Granted, but now there is mass paranoia because people think it is a sign of the apocalypse.
I wish I had this whole coming week off.
Granted. In fact, you get a lot more than a week off. You've been expelled. D:
I wish I was better at playing the piano.
Granted, but now you can't do anything but play piano!
I wish I had more time on the computer *sighs*
Granted! You have more time, but your loved ones begin to shun you for the sudden separation.
I wish I had a blanket. *shivers*
Granted, but you get a new fur coat instead. And an angry Lion chasing after you for some reason.
I wish I had a new office chair.
Granted! But, uh, it's missing a leg. :/
I wish I was responsible!
Granted!
But now everyone gives you all the blame.
I wish I could fly.
Granted but you're soon shot down by anti-aircraft guns.
I wish I had a fantasy suit of armor.
Granted, but it was made for a person half your height.
I wish it would snow.
Granted. it snows, and then snows some more, and then snows some more, and you're so snowed in you have to be air lifted from your attic.
I wish I have a nice mocha.
Granted! But it's too hot!
I wish I could breathe under water.
Granted, but you forfit the ability to breath in air, and therefore you can't use the computer.
I wish I could see more broadway shows.
Granted, but you must also perform until your dying day!
I wish I could speak all languages.
Granted. Unfortunately this renders everyone else stupid(er), so it's useless.
I wish I knew what the bird on It's A Wonderful Life was for.
Granted, but you are forced to keep the answer a secret from the world.
I wish my violin would stay in tune forever.
Granted, but you forget how to play it.
I wish that French wasn't such a crap language to sing in.
Granted, but now English is.
I wish my egg would live to be an adult.
Granted! But now none will ever again! Bwahahaha! >:]
I wish my friends were happier...
Granted, they are all happy at a party that you did not know about.
I wish I could breath water or air and live.
My wish was granted! :o :heart:
Granted!
Unfortunately, you don't seem to be able to drink water.....
I wish I could get my homework done in a flash!
Granted, but your [insert pet] eats it whenever finished.
I wish that the Jolly Green Giant was real.
Granted but it turns out the vegetarian stage was all just a myth and you get eaten.
I wish for a computer that could go underwater and still work.
Granted, but there is no power supply down there after the batter runs out and tall the encasings make it too hard to lift back up.
I wish my friend isn't so depressed.
Granted, but now they are viewed as strangely happy because the whole world gets depressed all at once.
I wish it would get colder. :[
Granted... hello Nuclear Winter
I wish i could actually dance well
Granted, but now you have to keep dancing nonstop for the rest of your life.
I wish I had pizza.
Granted, you are now covered in a mountain of pizza.
I wish I had an instant ear infection cure.
Granted but it's really a placebo and it only makes your infection worse.
I wish a human heart really did look like this: :heart:
Granted, but the bizarre anatomy causes everyone in the world to die.
I wish a lot of the people I meet weren't morons.
Granted, but now there's nothing by which genius can be compared with.
I wish for a piece of paper.
Granted, but you discover that it has been folded into a very small piece and, once opened, you see that it is filled with doodles.
I wish I would quit getting sick. @_@
Aww...:'( *sniffle* my piece of paper...
Granted, but you get kidnapped and dissected by scientists whom wish to learn your immunity secrets.
I wish for a toy steering wheel.
Granted, but it's attached to a toy car that is too small for you to drive. :/
I wish to go riding this afternoon! 8D
Granted but none of your horses feels like carrying you so you're bucked off every time you try to get on.
I wish for a plastic pony.
Granted, but the face has been scribbled on with markers.
I wish for a sunny, warm day.
Granted, you get exactly what you wish for except that ominous feeling you can't seem to shake...as if something really bad is going to happen.
I wish for an old fashioned key.
Granted but you have no idea what it unlocks and your curiosity drives you slowly insane and you end up in a rubber room... needless to say you never find out what it unlocks.
I wish for monkey minions MUHAHAHAHAAAA
Granted, but soon they revolt and slay you.
I wish the other reindeers let me play with them.
Granted! But no one else wants to play with you.
I wish I were a female drow >.>
Granted but you are killed by Lolth just for fun.
I wish the ending battle between Obi-wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker at the end of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith didn't make me cry all the time.
*cries* Stupid Lolth.
Granted! Because it makes you cry, they don't fight at all anymore. Instead, Anakin just falls into the lava. :mrgreen:
I wish I knew what Countess would wish for.
>_> Oops.
Granted, but because it's so insane and rather evil you lose your mind and must be locked away. Forever.
I wish I never had to sleep.
Granted but because you're mortal you soon die from sleep deprivation...courtesy of Lolth :D.
I wish I had a whip.
Granted, but you are still not Indiana Jones.
I wish I had an evil twin.
Granted, and the evil twin kills you for "there can only be one". ^.^
>_> Damned Lolth....
I wish I was a Goddess. ^.^
Granted, but most people don't believe in you and therefore you cease to exist.
I wish.. I had more creative wishes on my mind.
Granted, but because you have so many you fail to pick one and so remain indecisive.
I wish....the hokey pokey is what it's all about.
Granted, but hokey pokey isn't that much fun after all.
I wish I had a foldabe armchair.
Granted, but you can't figure out how to unfold it.
I wish... i was an amazing digital painter :mrgreen:
Granted, however because you have a gift of bringing your creations to "life," they decide to unite to overthrow the Master....aka YOU!
I wish I could play guitar to save my life.
Granted, but you can only play in life or death situations. Any other time you epically fail.
I wish i could fly! :mrgreen:
Granted, but your shot down for sport.
I wish for a grin like this: :twisted:
Granted. Here it is. :twisted:
I wish I had the powers of superman. ^.^
Granted, but then Lloth, jealous of your newfound power, goes to your birthday one year and gives you a box that glows a mysterious green....
I wish for a sledgehammer.
>_> You are mean to me...
Granted! It falls from the sky and bashes you on za head.
I wish... LOLTH WOULD BE ETERNALLY DESTROYED!
Granted, but you are now marked for death by all her loyal followers.
I wish the word "constipation" wasn't so amusing.
Granted, but you lose your sense of humor, finding nothing at all amusing.
I wish all of Lolth's followers were destroyed too >_>
Granted, but that does not stop their children from going after you too.
I wish to be able to smile again...
Damn it. v_V
Granted. Now all you can do is smile. Like this -> :mrgreen:
I wish I were a beautiful butterfly. ^.^
Granted, but a collector soon captures you and keeps you forever.
I wish bees did not like to live in tree hollows.
Granted, instead they live exclusively where ever you do and are surprisingly immune to pesticides. :mrgreen:
I wish.... i had $80,000 to give to mah friend for college. *chuckle*
Granted but it's in monopoly money.
I wish it would rain today.
>_> So helpful.
Granted, but it rains so much there is a flash flood in your city.
I wish I had $80,000 of REAL, usable, united states cash based on our currency.
Granted, but a year later you are arrested on suspicions of a counterfeit operation.
I wish I had a blue peppermint.
Granted, but it has a skin changing agent and, once ingested, you are called a Smurf for the rest of your life.
I wish there was a flower named after me.
Granted but it soon becomes extinct.
I wish for a new tack set.
Granted and are surprisingly cheap. It breaks before you can use it...
I wish for a green button.
Wahhhh Dx But I need it!
Granted but if it is pressed nothing happens.
I wish I didn't lose stuff so easily.
Granted. Now instead, everything you touch, is contaminated.
I wish for a pepperoni stick.
Granted, but the expiration date is a few years old...
I wish I had my own elephant.
Granted but he tramples you the first time you fall off.
I wish I was a professional Muay Thai boxer.
Granted, but you soon get a clever nickname after one of your arms is mysteriously amputated during a routine visit to your doctor.
I wish my neighbor would turn off his damn lights at night. -_-
Granted, but you are a suddenly blinded by a flash bomb he throws into your room as vengeance.
I wish for a fishing hole.
Granted, but you find that you have nothing to fish with.
I wish summer wouldn't come.
Granted. The whole of the world is stuck in Winter, plants die out, life starts to dwindle... Long story short, you nearly die from starvation. But hypothermia wins.
I wish I had my own Hork Bajir. ^_^
Granted, but it gets hungry and you find all of your tree suddenly missing.
I wish I had an awesome ancient dagger.
Granted, but one day it mysteriously disappears and turns up in a museum...
I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.
Granted, you now get everything done when you're supposed and become hopelessly listless. This results in extreme boredom and you end up committing suicide just because you wanted to try something new.
I wish I had a pen.
Granted, but it has no ink.
I wish I hadn't committed suicide.
Granted but as a result you are forced to start your life over again as a baby.
I wish for a tombstone.
Granted, but you also become a necrophiliac.
I wish I could fit a baby grand in my room.
Granted, but you now have no where to sleep.
I wish Juno would post.
Granted...in the near future! D:After Juno has some sleep. @_@ Nothing bad happens as a reward for your patience with Juno.
I wish I just one more day of by break.
Granted, but you are narcoleptic the entire time
I wish for some cool sunglasses like these: 8)
Granted, but they are that size as well. 8)
I wish I had a bag of holding.
Granted, but you get sucked inside and can't find your way out.
I wish for a museum dedicated to SotE.
Granted. and it's on top of your head.
I wish that I were a dragon.
Granted, but you are taken away to a lab to be studied.
I wish I had ice cream.
Granted but there's sand in it.
I wish I give Bernie Madoff a good one-two punch.
Granted, but you soon realize that you were really punching a picture of him on your computer. Woops!
I wish I had some of those cute little glow-in-the-dark kiddie star stickers you can put on your ceiling. O:
Granted but you accidentally smoke something you weren't supposed to, look up, and suddenly think you're really in space.
I wish I was a yoga instructor.
Granted, but one day you trip over a little rock which causes you fall into the path of a runaway chainsaw that hacks one of your legs off.
I wish it would snow.
Yay! That means doing the eagle pose is much easier!
Granted but you fall through a half-frozen lake and become a penguin popsicle.
I wish for a cloth napkin.
Granted, but there are dried blood stains on it. :/
I wish my ceiling fan wasn't so...pretty.
Granted, it's now the most hideous thing you've ever seen in your life and your eyes melt every time you look at it.
I wish for a giant pony.
Granted, but you end up getting Juno's filly who follows food-givers (people) around and only has a mind for food. :/
*cheers for not having to deal with selling her*
I wish weekends were three days every week.
Granted, but it ends up toppling the entire time-space continuum and the world ends as we know it.
I wish for a saddle for my giant pony.
Granted! However, Juno becomes upset when she finds one of her own saddles missing and seeks revenge.
I wish I had a puzzle.
Granted but you never finish it...
I wish I had some horseshoes!
...for my giant pony...
Granted, but they're three sizes too big.
I wish I could see someone make this face: :shock:
Granted, but you look in the mirror and discover it's yourself.
I wish to give my giant pony away.
Granted, however, the giant pony seeks revenge when you least expect it.
I wish the beach wasn't so far away.
Granted. It magically shows up on your house. Yes, the beach is on you now.
I wish I had mah own pet drow.
Granted, but due to a misunderstanding in the genie program, it cannot tell the difference between a drow and an Umbraeon. You are presented, instead, with Hysaeda on a leash...
I wish I had a spell to protect against attacks from giant ponies.
*wonders when Lion was attacked by a giant pony*
Granted! Now you have to deal with attacks from giant...LIZARDS! RAWR!!!
I wish I had a pwetty pencil :[
Granted but it's too big for you to use and it crushes your desk.
I wish for flaming eyeballs.
Quote from: "Lion"Granted, but due to a misunderstanding in the genie program, it cannot tell the difference between a drow and an Umbraeon. You are presented, instead, with Hysaeda on a leash...
>_> That is so very awesome....
Granted. Now you can't see... and the rest of you catches on fire.
I wish I could sing like Alvin and the Chipmunks!!!
Granted but you're assassinated because your voice is too annoying to listen to continuously.
I wish for a green mask.
Granted, but it's an explosive mask.
I wish all turtles were poisonous!
Granted but then people wouldn't find them adorable anymore and gradually the sale/adoption of turtles for pets declines, thus affecting the nations economy. Eventually we all enter into a second "Depression" era and mobs show up at your door every day to throw poisonous turtles at you.
I wish for a katana.
Granted. You accidentally poke your eye out.
I wish I didn't have to go to work and they'd still pay me. :mrgreen:
Granted, but the plants begin to hate you.
I wish I had a new eyeball.
Granted, but it's too big for your eye socket... so it dangles.
I wish the plants loved me enough to pay me.
Granted, but you get paid in leaves...
I wish I had a fan.
Granted, but the crap hits it. >_>
I wish I had a 52" LCD HD TV ^_^
Granted but it sadly does not work.
I wish I had a bag of chips.
*cries*
Granted, but they are stale and moldy.
I wish for an ever refilling cup of rootbeer! :mrgreen:
Granted but someone else keeps drinking it before you can get a sip.
I wish I had a remote that works.
Granted, but the function of each button changes at random.
I wish it would quit flooding...especially where I have to walk.
Granted. Instead, there's no rain at all... and the world dries up. Completely.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted, but now all of your friends suffer instead.
I wish I had a neon orange shirt.
Granted. And you can't take it off.
I wish I could get online it mah head. ^_^
Granted, but now you have people trying to hack in your head.
I wish for new speakers.
Granted, but they are stolen property and you are arrested soon after receiving such wonderful, shiny new speakers.
I wish my cat acted normal. >.> So many things wrong with that crazy beast.
Granted, but now it's so mellow, it's boring and you soon get rid of her for that.
I wish to meet a great historical figure.
She be female. x]
Granted, but you meet them in the present and everyone around you gets creeped out when they see you talking with a supposedly dead person...
I wish I could be diagnosed for a procrastination disease...or something.
Granted, but it turns out it's fatal and you die because you keep putting off going to the doctor.
I wish I had a blind fold
Granted, but it ends up sewed to your back (>_<) right where you can't reach it!
I wish I had a sandwich. :[
Granted, but one of your horses sneaks it before you can have a bite.
I wish for a dragon of my very own.
Granted. It eats you.
I wish A were a werewolf!!! :3 Rawr!
Granted, but you're promptly hunted down (assuming the werewolf was yourself).
I wish for a trash can.
Granted, but you can't open the lid and it reeks of something most foul. >3
I wish for a tricycle. o.o
Granted, but it fits the palm of your hand and you can never ride it.
I wish for awesome drawing skillz!
Granted, but your drawing skillz went to your dog.
I wish I had a pet MAGIK LEOPLURODON.
Granted, but it turns out the only thing it can Magik is balloons.
I wish I had a kitten!
Granted but the kitten has problems and proceeds to tear off your face
I wish for three more wishes.
Granted, but they all turn out corrupted.
I wish the poor bunny wouldn't hit his head everytime someone acted stupid.
Granted, but then everybody dies of boredom.
I wish for a gun.
Granted, but then you break the safety the first time you use it.
I wish I had some chocolate cake.
Granted, but it's poison.
I wish I had a Shiba Inu! (it's a dog so you know)
Granted! But it turns out to be a chihuahua in disguise!
I wish I was a fairie
Granted, but it's really a demon and it eats you alive.
I wish for a remote control.
Granted but the remote controls a nuclear missile bunker as well and you accidentally destroy the world. The good news is you can still use it to watch scrubs (yay!!)
I wish for a Sephiroth style sword (Final Fantasy 7 if you don't know)
Granted but Cloud drives it through your chest and you can't reach the hilt.
I wish for wings!
Granted but they're hopelessly frail and have no chance of lifting you up off the ground.
I wish for a dog.
Granted, but it has rabies, and bites you.... twice.
I wish I owned a pirate ship.
Granted but you are killed mercilessly but a group of ninjas. (Always remember kids. Ninjas beat pirates any day)
I wish for super special awesome ninja skills.
Granted but you fail to know how to use any of them and you accidentally assassinate yourself.
I wish a gallon of milk.
Granted, but it's spoiled.
I wish I had a million dollars!
Granted, but...wait, nevermind, it wasn't granted.
I wish for the perfect man.
Granted, except that he is a figment of your imagination. ;)
I wish I had a tank full of tropical fish.
Granted but they are all eaten by the cat.
I wish for a better computer.
It was made by Dell and it breaks down after two days of use. Spending 3 months in service. Comes back. Breaks down again. rince repeat.
I wish for a huge pile of glowing rocks with different colors.
Granted and they give all different sorts of radiation which causes horrible tumors to take over your body.
I wish I had more money.
Granted, but then you have so much money that you don't know what to do with. It causes a fire hazard and your house burns down.
I wish I could go to France!
Granted but the Eiffel Tower falls on you.
I wish I had more muse juice.
Granted, but your brain overloads with too many ideas and you fall into a coma.
I wish for a broomstick like Harry Potter's.
Granted, but it doesn't fly, it sweeps,
I wish I could play the piano.
Granted but in a cruel twist of irony, a piano falls on your head.
I wish I could time travel.
Granted but you get stuck in the jurassic period and can't get out.
I wish I could sing.
Granted, but you never get a record deal.
I wish for a new set of prisma colors.
Granted, but the lead keeps breaking everytime you try to use them.
I wish that somebody would actually stick around in one of my Tymah threads.
Granted, but that person turns out to be Kiyu.
I wish I could sleep longer.
Granted, but you'll never wake up again.
I wish for three more wishes! :twisted:
Granted, but they're duds.
I wish for more fireworks!
Granted but they explode in your face maiming you for life.
I wish for an obsessive lover that treats me like dirt.
Granted but then she actually starts liking you and you get married!
I wish for a bigger dorm room at college.
Granted, but then you have to share it with the nerdy kid no-one likes.
I wish for a new pillow.
Granted, but it's made from something you're allergic to.
I wish I had a diamond ring.
Granted, but it's fake.
I wish I had a lion.
Granted but he eats you.
I wish I had a puppy.
Granted, but he pees on everything you own.
I wish for free unlimited high-speed Internet access.
Granted, but you get arrested for hacking into someone esle's internet service.
I wish for a big kitty.
Granted but it eats you.
I wish for my dead pets to come back alive like in pet cemetary one and two.
Granted but they don't love you like they used to.
I wish for a new computer.
Granted but the computer has an odd function that sends out distress signals to nearby alien spacecraft. They arrive and learn there is no distressed alien ship and blow up your house in retaliation.
I wish my Sote charries were real
Granted, but they get really confused and go mental.
I wish I had more chocolate.
Granted but you choke on it and the rest gets stolen.
I wish I had my very own alien ship.
Granted however you will now be anal probed and experimented upon by your own crew.
I wish i where an alien queen.
Granted, but you get overthrown cause you aren't female.
I wish it was summer again.
Granted but you die from heatstroke.
I wish for a motorcycle.
Granted but someone pulls a grand theft auto on you. You never see the bike again.
I wish i was a boxing champion
Granted, but you're killed in the first round.
I wish for a jet pack.
Granted, but it explodes.
I wish every webcomic I read would update every day.
Granted, but then you get sick of reading them.
I wish winter didn't exist.
Granted, but then it gets really hot and you die of heat stroke.
I wish I was immune to sicknesses.
Granted; you suddenly drop dead and can never be sick again.
I wish I could draw.
Granted, but then the pencil comes to life and dictates what you will draw.
I wish I could fly!
Granted, but you're swiftly shot down by jealous people.
I wish for a brand new TV remote with all the buttons.
Granted, but it wont work on your TV.
I wish for another kitten.
Granted, but it's a mutant kitty that eats all your other pets.
I wish for a lobster.
Granted, but it keeps pinching you.
I wish for a newer computer because my old one is slower than mud.
Granted, but you can't see it, it's too fast.
I wish I wasn't at school.
Granted, but you're now in prison for skipping school.
I wish I had some cheesecake.
Granted but it's not made out of real cheese.
I wish for some nice headphones.
Granted but they break the first day you use them.
I wish for a bunny.
Granted but its really a vampire bunny and gets fried when you take it out in the sun. Or it bites you and you shall forever be its ghoulish manservant.
I wish i had a special title.
Granted, but no-one can read it because too many ???¢??? ??????t??? were used.
I wish my ipod held more songs.
Granted but it explodes.
I wish for a grenade.
Granted, but you accidentally blow yourself up.
I wish I'd stop getting called by telemarketers.
Granted but instead your getting called by creditors and bank accountants.
I wish for a thread for my vampire prince ;D
(I'll grant that one in a minute for real, I have a charrie that would probably like to meet him. )
Man, this one is hard to corrupt. Umm...granted, but before you can reply your computer freezes up and you lose everything you type.
I wish I had my degree already.
Granted, but it doesn't belong to you.
I wish for a new playstation
Granted, but it turns out to be a PSP instead. Oh, and half the buttons don't work.
I wish for another sword.
Granted, but it's made of cheap plastic.
I wish for more trash bags.
Granted, but they're already full. Of used cat litter.
On a related note, I wish for a self-cleaning litter box.
Granted, but it's built like a snow blower and whenever it cleans it shoots the dirty litter all over the room.
I wish for a pink unicorn.
Granted, but it's soon killed for science
I wish I had some good coffee.
Granted but it keeps you up all night.
I wish I didn't get cold so easily.
Granted, but now you're too hot.
I wish my kitten would stop climbing up my curtains.
Granted, but now he sharpens his claws on your couch!
I wish my lava lamp worked.
Granted but instead instead of climbing your cat is now dead, You will always remember how you in rage and anger wished he would stop climbing up your curtains, the guilt drives you to commit suicide.
I wish i could pull out the guts of my workmates and decorate the dining hall with various of their body. Blood on the wall, intestines hanging from the roof, Lungs used as carpets. Scrambeled brains as refreshments, skeletons doing various of things. Etc.
Granted, but they haunt you in their next life... forever.
I wish I could do that to my boss too...
Granted, but you're quickly convicted of "Decorative Murder"
I wish I could be an investigator on the show "Ghost Hunters"
Granted, but now you are hunted by ghosts for the rest of your life!!
(Oh no, you'll always be without sleep)
I wish I had MORE TIME!!
Granted, but you don't know what to do with it.
I wish for more paint!
Granted, but you get so much you can't use it all and it dries up.
I wish I could go to Hawaii.
Granted, but you're eaten by a shark.
I wish for a crossbow.
Granted, but it turns out to be a rectanglebow.
I wish I had magic.
Granted, but you have no idea how to use it.
I wish for an anti-nerd bubble.
Granted but it attracts salesmen.
I wish i could meet my soulmate.
Granted, and they're nothing like you'd thought they'd be...they're worse.
I wish for a new office chair.
Granted! But it breaks as soon as you sit on it, so now you're back to your old one.
I wish writer's block never existed.
Granted, but an overpopulation of ideas soon dries up originality.
I wish for a pack of pens.
Granted! But all are out of ink.
I wish for a cleaner desk.
Granted! Give me a shot at it, and you won't know what hit ya!
I wish for.....for.....the oppritunity to move the heck out of my home state for good!
Granted. But then you move to New Jersey, and you realize how awesome your home state really was.
I wish for .... woooorld peeeeace. 8D
Granted, but it happens the day after you die. >.<
I wish for a new pencil sharpener.
Granted, but it breaks all your pencils.
I wish for a green face.
Granted but unfortunatley that turned you into the logo for hitchhikers guide to the universe, and subsequently get ripped off the page.
I wish I could live forever.
Granted but everybody you know and love and everybody you will know and love will eventually die while you continue your lonely existence through time.
I wish I could make things spontaneously combust.
Granted! But you can't stop doing it.
I wish I had more coffee.
Granted! Except It tastes like shit.
I wish I could have whatever I wanted.
Granted! But then you get spoiled and mean!
I wish I had a better computer and laptop.
Granted, but they end up getting so full of viruses that the fans shut down and they overheat, causing a fire that burns your entire house down. Sorry Kitsy...
I wish my Visa paid itself off not using my money.
Granted, but your best friend's money is used and they are informed of this.
I wish there was more cowbell.
Granted!
Except it's all the time...and Christopher Walken never shuts up about it.
Still.
I wish that I got money to drink coffee.
Granted! Except there is no coffee to buy and drink! =]
I wish I had more cookies!
Granted, but as you eat them you find there is no more milk! D<
I wish for some fresh kitty litter.
Granted, but you could solved the soiled litter problem by training your cats to use the toilet!
I wish for marshmallows!
Granted....But they have ants all over them!
I wish for a bunch of wishes.
Granted! Except there is a catch! All your wishes go bad!
I wish I had a dog.
Granted, but he ALWAYS eats your homework and pees on your shoes.
I wish for awesome elf ears.
(Me too)
Granted! But people start doing experiments on you. D: Damn.
I wish for wings, awesome dragony wings!
Granted, but on a flight you get caught in some electrical wires and kill yourself by accident.
I wish for a foxy fox tail.
*me too*
Granted! Except for now hound dogs chase you everywhere, and there might be a guy back there with a gun.
I wish for foxy ears!
Granted, but that's all guys ever have any interest in.
I wish for a magical ocarina.
Granted! Then it explodes >.>
I wish I would do well in school this upcoming semester ^_^
Granted! Except you do bad on every other semester ever. In you entire life!
I wish for a girlfriend.
Granted, but she's secretly a cannibal and eats all of your family members.
I wish for a working phone.
Granted! It works but calls all the wrong numbers.
I wish to have unlimited amounts of delicious teeeeea!
Granted! Except right before you could ever drink it, it would always spill or some other kind of odd thingymabob like that.
I wish for a cool hat that I can wear.
Granted, but a bird flies off with it the second you put it on.
I wish for a new laptop.
Granted, but it never works how you want it to.
I wish for open-heart surgery.
Granted? You die the next day of some complication? Lol
I wish for a deck of cards.
Granted, but every card in it is a joker.
I wish for my drivers license.
Granted, but it's fake.
I wish for a better computer.
Granted. Its perfect! Except it doesn't work for you, and only you.
I wish for a ring.
Granted, but it doesn't fit! D8
I wish to be able to levitate.
Granted! Except you can't stop and you float out into space and then into a star and burn up.
I wish for a nice pen.
Granted! but it uses your blood as ink.
I wish countess could become active again ;OOO
Granted! Except you can't see what is being posted nor can you post.
I wish for a nice pencil.
Granted, but the lead is sold separately.
I wish for some silence!
Granted! But it is your hearing that is messed, you cannot hear for the rest of your life.
I wish for a better school schedule.
Granted, but all of the course on the schedule are either too difficult for you or are extremely boring.
I wish my dog had more confidence.
Granted, but he ends up stealing the President's daughters and ends up in a three day standoff with police and the secret service, ending up shot in the spine, having to live his days in a doggy wheelchair, always trying to get outside and re-kidnap the president's daughters.
I wish my feet would stop hurting so much.
Granted! Except the rest of your entire body starts hurting . . . much worse then what your legs felt before.
I wish for a nice deck of poker playing cards.
Granted, but they blow up the second you touch them.
I wish for a more organized bookshelf.
Granted! Except everything on it, are other people's stuff.
I wish for a nice watch.
Granted, but you drop it in a gutter. D8
I wish for a pack of gum.
Granted, but it's nicotine and you become hooked, forcing yourself to continuously buy nicotine gum, resulting in a bus-load of irate smokers wanting to quit smoking beating you up for your hoard of nicotine gum.
I wish that my wisdom teeth were gone.
Granted, but you no longer have any wisdom.
I wish for braces.
Granted but they rust shut and stop you from answering a million dollar question asked to you by a billionaire in disguise on the streets.
I wish for more pocket watches.
Granted. But none of them actually work.
I wish for more friends in my classes.
Granted, but they only like you for your card tricks and when your fingers break from a horrible waving accident, they leave you behind.
I wish for a bigger junk box that won't eat what I put in it.
Granted. It eats you.
I wish for contacts instead of glasses.
Granted, but they focus the sunlight much more and soon your eyeballs become to puddles of eyeball juice.
I wish for a new tv.
Granted, it only has 3 lame channels.
I wish cute guys would hit on me! D<
Granted, but then the really really hot guys, pass you by.
I wish for more paranormal shows to watch!
Good enough for me :D thanks so much!! >////<
Granted, all channels on tv have been replaced by paranormal shows!
Uhm . . . you didn't ask for something . . . . So I will.
I wish for a nice fedora hat to wear.
OMG rofl! True!!
Granted, though your head and the hat permanently get bigger. (too big to wear normal hats)
I wish to speak the Japanese language!
Granted, but everybody goes deaf and can't hear what you're saying.
I wish for a bomb.
Granted! But it's the kind to get rid of insects! D8
I wish I had a new ink for my pen.
Granted, yet it's invisible ink.
I wish for a nice massage :D :heart:
Granted, but you get some kind of weird skin disease and all your flesh falls off.
I wish for a band-aid.
Granted, but the one you get is probably the nastiest used band-aid on the Earth.
I wish the weekend was a day longer.
Granted, but everything else gets longer, including the week days.
I wish for good school supplies.
Granted, but everything else gets longer, including the week days.
I wish for good school supplies.
Granted, but they break upon contact.
I wish for awesome super powers!
Granted, you're now able to blow yourself up, though you won't survive if you do You can also see dead people, really really gross, stinky, dead people.
I wish for my cat to finally enjoy cuddling with me, and wish she finally allows me to cut her nails!
Granted,....but after careful scrutiny you find that it is no longer a cat...but a CAT-DOG!
I wish for a black and tan Shiba Inu.
Granted. I don't know what it is exactly so if what i said can't happen, oh well. It runs away within the first hour you get one.
I wish for a few more days of summer vacation.
Granted, but the upcoming year you'll be getting twice the amount of work.
I wish for hot Asian men to fall from the sky >D
Granted. 'Cept one of them falls on you and you die.
I wish that all my teachers were nice.
Granted, but nothing interesting ever happens and you die from boredom.
I wish for a :!: T-shirt.
Granted! But you start yelling everything you say!
I wish electronics worked like they're supposed to.
Granted. But everything else in your life doesn't
I wish for a bigger and better backpack to use.
Granted, but it's so big it crushes you and everyone around you when you put it on.
I wish for another good writing notebook.
Granted! And you get an endless supply of them! *can't bear to ruin that kind of wish*
I wish I had a pack of electric blue post-it notes.
Granted, but when you touch them, they actually shock you.
I wish for more post-it notes.
Granted. It becomes a sea of sticky notes that you will never get out of and die alone in the middle of your sticky note sea.
I wish for a Balisong knife to practice with, it doesn't cut me or anyone else.
Granted. It becomes a sea of sticky notes that you will never get out of and die alone in the middle of your sticky note sea.
I wish for a Balisong knife to practice with, it doesn't cut me or anyone else.
Granted, but it's on paper and just a useless drawing.
I wish for a magic delete button.
Granted. But it deletes you.
I wish for a nice cup of bubble tea.
Granted, but it tastes like coca cola!
I wish for luck and prosperity.
Granted. But you first get luck then the prosperity, they cancel each other out.
I wish for a zippo lighter.
Granted! But it explodes! Taking some limbs with it. Testy things.
I wish that I didn't feel sick anymore =/
Granted: But now everybody hates you cuz now they're sick.
I wish for a permanent happy face.
Granted. But it turns into a permanant frowny face. XD
I wish for a nice deck of cards to manipulate.
Granted, but they're blank.
I wish for a dollar.
Granted but your bills will take it in account.
I wish for my acné to vanish forever. (even though it's few, it's constant)
Granted, and so does the rest of your face.
I wish for a magic mirror.
LOL, granted but the only magic it does is reflecting like water.
I wish for slavery to be introduced in society again.
Granted, but the slaves revolt and turn you into their slave.
I wish to know what I want to wish for.
Granted but you wish for alzheimer's and forget what you really wanted in the first place.
I wish for a giant kitty of my very own.
Granted, but the kitty is so big that it thinks you are a mouse and eats you.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted but they always turn against you somehow.
I wish for an icecream with chockolate topping
Granted but the melt instantly and you slip on the liquid goop and fall into a coma. Dun dun duuun.
I wish that pigs could fly!
Granted, but sales on pork go down significantly and people now hunt pigs from airplanes.
I wish for a huge awesome dictionary!
Granted, but the dictionary appears above your head and crushes you instantly because of it's size and weight.
I wish that I was an inch taller.
Granted, but the transformation only lasts till midnight after which you turn into a pumpkin until daybreak.
I wish for a better laptop.
Granted, but the laptop is so good that it uses the information of wikipedia, yellowbook, and mapquest to take over the world and enslave the human race, making machines be the dominant beings.
I wish for a new printer.
Granted, but your printer is in cahoots with my laptop and goes beserk printing out an army of animated paper soldiers and war plans.
I wish to throw the most amazing party ever!
Granted, but minor come to the party with beer and you get arrested for serving beer to minors.
I wish for the grapes I'm eating right now to taste like chocolate.
Granted, they now taste like chocolate. Chocolate that comes out your ass. xP
I wish this headache would do away.
Granted, but they burst before you can eat them everytime and leave stains on you clothes you can never get out. And plus you get scolded by mom for it. :D
I wish to increase my painting speed.
Granted, but you go fast the your arms fall off and you make terrible paintings that even filthy rich people wouldn't buy.
I wish for a pet worm named wormenhiemer the third.
Granted, but it eats our face.
I wish for no more work for the rest of the day.
Granted, but you end up getting 4times as much work the rest of the week.
I wish i was not a sleepyhead.
Granted, but you become hyperactive all the time and are sent to a lab to find out why. In the lab they perform so many experiments that you lose your mind and end up in a mental institue for the rest of your life.
I wish for a calculator that is powered by moon, sun, and florecent light.
Granted but soon it runs out and no longer works as everyone now as water-powered calculators.
I wish for a face like this. :wink:
Granted, but no one loves you because your head is no bald, small, yellow, and winking.
I wish for dodo birds to come back to earth evolved in a way that what killed them before can't kill them again.
Granted, but then you disappear.
I wish for the world's best airplane.
Granted, but the best airplane needs a certain feul that won't be discovered until after you death.
I wish for another back scratcher.
Granted. But it brakes before you can use it.
I wish for less mosquito bites.
Granted, but as a result the mosquitoes think you haven't been bitten enough thus the bite you even more than usual.
I wish for rocket powered roller skates!
Granted, but they blow up when you use them.
I wish for a jetpack.
Granted, you get one, but it doesn't work.
I wish for three wishes instead of one!
Granted, but they're plastic and shatter on contact.
I wish for jet fuel!
Granted. But as it is being transported. Terrorists blow it up.
I wish I could draw.
Granted but stick figures is about as advanced as you get.
I wish for a giant magnet.
Granted, but it is so powerful that it the elector magnetic field of Earth is pulled to is and makes the world collapse into itself over that magnet.
I wish for the biggest lava lamp in the world!
Granted. But it breaks and everything inside it flows out. Oh, I forgot to mention, inside is REAL lava.
I wish for more weekend less week day.
Granted, but this change throws time out of wack and the end of the world happens the day before you made the wish.
I wish for a sea monkey.
Granted, but it drowns.
I wish for some ultra scuba gear.
Granted, but its made of lead and is encrusted with killer barnacles.
I wish I had some pizza.
Granted! Except you can't eat the pizza because it falls off a cliff . . . somewhere.
I wish for some pocky.
Granted, but the pocky lures samurai who kill you and then fight a 100 year war over said pocky.
I wish for all astronomical phenomina to happen at the same time, with me knowing when this happens so I don't miss it.
Granted, but it's all in a flash and you oversleep when it happens despite your knowledge.
I wish to become a fossil.
Granted. But someone breaks the fossil and stuff? Lol
I wish for a nice pen that won't keep running out of ink or breaking that I can use.
Granted, but the infinite ink well is sold seperately.
I wish for the best hacking skills that won't get me caught by authorities.
Granted, but instead your thrown into prison for numerous unpaid parking tickets that you had no idea existed.
I wish I had a frog.
Granted, but it is a pre-dissected frog.
I wish to visit the largest botanical garden in the world.
Granted, but all the plants are man-eating flytraps that sing "shes a maneater" all day, every day.
I wish I had delicious pudding.
Granted, but it appears in a food deprived part of the world and is eaten too quickly for you to reach it.
I wish for a new flash drive.
Granted, but It causes any computer that it touches to explode.
I wish for a lifetime supply of really nice bar-soap.
Granted, but it smells like poo.
I wish for a bucket of insta-freeze water.
Granted, but it instantly freezes and is thus useless.
I wish for pancakes!
Granted. But they are stale.
I wish for neverending ink for my pen.
Granted, but it is incapatable with any pen in existance, including the one you previously wished for.
I wish for a boat.
Granted! But when you go out into the water, you find it has millions of tiny holes in it.
I wish that the ink now works for the pen.
Granted, but it burns through any paper you use it on.
I wish for metal-paper.
Granted, but you get a 3 inch deep paper cut.
I wish for the coolest shirt ever.
Granted. It's a shirt made of frozen oxygen.
I wish my code would write itself.
Granted, but it is so complex that no one can read it except the computer. This confusion frustrate everyone and no one figure out that the code is actually sentient and thus the computers become smart enough to overthrow the world.
I wish for a brick of plastic.
Granted, but it gets chucked at you and kills you.
I wish to meet a dead person.
Granted, but it takes a month before the horrible stench of death leaves your nose.
I wish to graduate this year!
Granted, but when everyone throws their graduation caps in the air, one comes down and hits you in the eye with the corner.
I wish to find the career for me.
Granted, but a glitch in the genie system as confused you and your evil twin and he ends up getting your awesome new job while you can tomatoes for the rest of your life.
I wish for extreme coffee.
Granted, however it's so hot that it melted a 20 feet deep hole into the ground.
I wish for a therapist
Granted. But the person turns out to be a psychiatrist in hiding. And he diagnoses you. You are mentally disturbed.
I wish for a nice coin.
Granted, but the coin is magnetic and melts with your hand, it's stuck to you forever and has strong magnetic force to wherever metal you pass by.
I wish for humans to never get extinct.
Granted. You are no longer human . . .
I wish for another coin to melt into my hand so I can have both hands attract metal and stuff.
Granted, but the magnetic coin attract each other and you are stuck with your hands stuck together forever, the magnetic force being too strong to seperate them.
I wish for my mailbox to come to life.
Granted, but it eats all your mail....and sometimes you when you try to beat it to the punch.
I wish for a dictionary of bad puns.
Granted, but the dictionary itself turns out to be a pun itself. Think about that one.
I wish for all wax museum wax figurines to come to life!
Granted! And humans take their place! Like you!
I wish for a nice coin trick to not learn.
Granted, but you unlearn everything else in the process too!
I wish for babies to be born geniuses.
Granted but they're better than you right out of the womb and therefore you are obsolete. P:
I wish for moar!
Granted, you get moar eyeshadow that you could ever dream of.
I wish for a giant pizza! O.O
Granted and it appears in the air over you and crushes you when it lands.
I wish that all bases are belong to me!
Granted. You end up dead for absolutely no reason.
I wish for magical coins.
Granted. They're magically delicious.
I wish for nothing.
Granted, and you become it.
I wish for a superball!
Granted. Out comes a Charizard and owns you.
I wish for a water bottle.
Granted, but it's salt water.
I wish it to be Friday already!
Granted. The days of the week have been renamed and it is now Friday. You still have two more days until the weekend.
I wish for to wish about wishing.
Granted, and your mind becomes a black hole.
I wish for a tranquilizer.
Granted but you have to waste it on a bear that tries to eat you! D8
I wish my wisdom teeth would get removed already
Granted, but the dentist installs new, more painful ones in their place.
I wish my dogs would get along.
Granted. They get along and start planning your downfall.
I wish for a shiny new penny.
Granted...but then you realize that it's just plastic with shiny stuff on it.
I wish for more moniez!
Granted. You get so much money that it buries you alive and you die from suffocation.
I wish for a cookie. x3
Granted, but its a spinach flavored cookie. blech.
i wish my backache would go away.
Granted, but it will return to you a hundred times as bad when delivering a baby.
I wish for mammoths to be recreated!
Granted, but elephants and mammoths go to war lasting hundreds of years. When the war is done there are not enough of either to restart the species and they both die out.
I wish for the ability to devide by zero.
Granted. The universe still gets destroyed in the process though.
I wish for an awesome grade on the test I'm about to take.
Granted, but your so full of awe, you lose the ability to speak when you see it and can no longer process language...or think....at all.....for the rest of your life. EVER! D:
I wish for some ice cream.
Granted. But someone decides to flame throw it and it is now gone.
I wish I was the person below me! XDDD
Granted, but without the proper conditioning it took to become me you are overwhelmend and commit suicide while I laugh at you inadequicy.
I wish for the telepathy over objects that weigh under 5 lbs.
Granted, but the mutation in your brain that makes you able to do so causes a tumor. It's not life threatening but your movements aren't properly coordinated any longer.
I wish for eternal life
Granted. But there is a side effect, you go crazy and fall into a hole where you stay for the rest of you life . . . in da dark!
I wish I could be anyone I wanted.
Granted but you only get to change once and when you change words get mixed up and you become Ronald McDonald.
I wish for everlasting batteries.
Granted. But they are so weak then can't even power . . . anything.
Correction. I wish I could be who ever i wanted as many times as i want to change.
Granted but after many a change, you forget what you originally looked like.
I wish for delicious, harmless pie! 8D
Granted but it appeared miles away and is eaten before you can get to it.
I wish for elephants to become sentient beings!
Granted, but they then get smart enough to realize that humans are no longer needed and destroy us all.
I wish for a giant rubber ducky that won't hurt or maim me
Granted, but deflates right when you're in the middle of shark, aligator, and hippo infested water.
I wish that llamas would grow five times larger than they are now.
Granted but then they run out of food to support their increased body mass and die of starvation
I wish that trees could talk O.o
Granted, but it gets really sad because you can hear their screams of pain when they get cut down. Their voices carry for miles.
I wish that ants were more intelligent than us, but they are passivists as well.
Granted but everyone gets annoyed with their intelligence and kills them all
I wish that ice cream fell from the sky instead of rain
granted, but the ice cream makes everything and everyone sticky. XD
I wish that my mechanical pencil lead would stop breaking. -.-
Granted, the pencil lead now breaks anything it touches.
I wish for a shiny penny.
Granted. But it turns out its bad luck and you lose all your money but that shiny penny the next day.
I wish I was awesome at everything.
Granted, but you're awesome at killing yourself too.
I wish for a nice portable mug.
Granted. It becomes a portapotty.
I wish for my math grade to be better then it is.
Granted. It becomes so good that you're praised as the smartest person on earth and nobody will leave you alone anywhere.
...anywhere. o.o
I wish for cake.
Granted! but the cake is stale.
I wish for a handsome knight to appear and fall in love with me.
Granted, however, he's as soulless as he is handsome. He sweeps you off your feet then throws you off a cliff! 8D
I wish for a beautiful katana.
Granted! but it's cursed, and when you touch it, you die.
I wish for a million dollars.
Granted, but it's plastic.
I wish for a tea cup.
Granted! but it's a giant spinning amusement park ride teacup, and when you ride in it, you get sick.
I wish for a swimming pool full of ice cream.
Granted, but you die from brain freeze.
I wish for a really nice red ski mask.
Granted, but a serial killer is wearing it.
I wish for a really interesting book.
Granted, but there are no pictures in it.
I wish for a coloring book.
Granted, but the pictures have already been colored in.
I wish Pokemon were real.
Granted. They capture the human race and enslave us.
I wish for gibberish.
The genie has no idea what you just said.
I wish for a cookie sammich! NAO!
Granted, but the cookie sandwich contains turkey and mustard, and it's a strange taste combination.
A regular turkey sandwich sounds good, though...I wish for a turkey sandwich.
Granted, but the turkey isn't dead yet...or plucked. It's just sitting between two giant breads gobbling at you.
I wish for a magical bandana.
Granted! It's a bandana of invisibility! Unfortunately, the bandana itself is invisible, so you can never find it.
I wish for a talking dog.
Granted, but all he ever does is cuss you out.
I wish for someone to stand by me.
Granted, but a person appears who LITERALLY stands by you...every second of every day.
I wish for world peace.
Granted. Due to a error in understanding, you get a piece of the world. Here's your dirt clod.
I wish for nothing.
Granted, but you end up in a void of nothingness for the rest of your life.
I wish for the perfect web browser.
Granted, but everything else in your life turns to crap.
I wish for a horse.
Granted. But as you are riding it, you fall off and break your neck.
I wish for an Ipod Touch.
Granted, but when you touch it, it feels violated so it calls the police and you get arrested for molesting your Ipod.
I wish for an awesome blue stapler!
Granted, but it is insecure about its color identity. It would rather be a pink stapler.
I wish for another sandwich: peanut butter and jelly this time.
Granted. You now have a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
I wish up was down.
Granted but now the laws of physics no longer apply and the world blows up
I wish for a wish to solve all problems
Granted, but it doesn't come true.
I wish for a new lamp! 8D
Granted. But it doesn't work.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted, but they're plastic and don't work.
I wish for a box of pretty explosive gum.
Granted but it's a small explosion that rains confetti. Also, monkeys attack you.
I wish for an end to the auto-smiley.
Granted, but thus...all emotes cease to exist.
I wish for a nice pink hat for Crono.
Granted. It was delicious.
I wish for a bad tasting pink hat for Lion.
Granted, but it's soft and keeps the fleas away :3
I wish for clouds of bubblegum.
Granted, but they all burst and get stuck in your hair.
I wish for more hours in the day.
Granted. But you can only spend them doing absolutely nothing.
I wish . . . for some manga to read.
Granted, but you have no idea what the hell is going on.
I wish for a new set of knives! O:
Granted, but someone breaks into your house and uses them against you.
I wish for ice cream!
Granted, but someone breaks into your house and eats it.
I wish for an easily corrupted wish.
Granted, but by its very nature it gets corrupted so badly that it leads to the end of the world.
I wish iTunes would work properly...
Granted, but it makes all your song purchases fraudulent.
I wish for a universe of bad writers.
Granted, though now the universe is filled with bad movies as well because of the bad scripts written.
I wish for girls to be able to have children without the bothersome period every month.
Granted, but the mothers die due to unfortunate circumstances.
I wish for monkey brain soup.
Granted. But it turns out humans are monkeys and they use YOUR brain.
I wish for more sleep.
Granted, but you never wake up and you always have bad dreams.
I wish for a spoon!!!!!!
Granted, but there is no real spoon. It's all in your head.
I wish for strawberry-flavored coffee.
Granted, but it tastes awful. Like a mix of strawberries and coffee. :P
I wish for a new best friend.
granted, but your new best friend is an alien and beams you up into a spaceship, taking you away to a faraway planet to be a test subject.
I wish for a really good book.
Granted. But the book turns out to be a flesh eating book and eats you alive.
I wish for something to cure my boredom.
You get a video game that cures your boredom, but then sucks you into the game and you're stuck there.
I wish for a radio.
Granted. It breaks and you don't have enough money to buy another or fix it.
I wish for a nice leather jacket.
Granted, but the animal is still alive and now wears you for a leather jacket as a replacement.
I wish for a snake!
Granted, but it bites you and it's poisonous.
I swish it was cooler outside.
Your "Swish" is granted. It turns so "cool" its Cold! And the next ice age is here!
I wish that I had awesome decks of cards that I could use.
Granted, but if you touch them or defile them in any way, they will no longer be awesome.
I wish for more letters in the alphabet!
Granted but they are considered outcasts and killed after a few days
I wish for more hours in the day
Granted...but it rips a hole in the universe and everybody blames you for it.
I wish for no more wishing!
Granted. This thread is now dead. Happy now?! YOU KILLED IT! HOW COULD YOU KILL IT?! I'm calling the cops!
Wait right there.
...
Okay. The cops are on their way. You're gonna go to jail. Murder is a crime you sick, sorry little man. I hope you rot for what you did.
I wish that Lion hadn't made that last wish.
Granted, instead you did, and now you're the one in jail.
I wish Crono never comes out of the slammer.
granted but they find you guilty for some crime (like stealing candy from a baby or something) and they through you in jail with him
I wish Crono and Lion weren't criminals
Granted, you're not criminals...for the moment. ten seconds after you wished that, a bunch of authorities crash in your wall and take you both awaaaay~
I wish that my dog would be smarter.
Granted. Everything besides that dog has become a lot less smart. So technically the dog is smarter.
I wish I was better at the violin.
Granted, but now you are worse at everything else.
I wish to go to Valhalla when I die!
Granted, but you never make it into Ragnarok when the time comes.
I wish for an aweseom giant sword just because it's cliche.
Granted. But because it is so big, it is also heavy, and you stab yourself. O_O
I wish for more soda pop.
Granted, but the flavor is a mixture of your three most hated flavors.
I wish for a pony!
Granted, but it's a Shetland and too small for you to ride.
I wish my whole body was numb.
Granted, but it becomes permanent and you can never feel you limbs and thus can't even move without falling comically
I wish for the combined strength of Hercules, The Hulk, Popeye, and Gumbi while keeping my current appearance.
Granted, but you crush yourself from the inside out...your frame not built to handle the immense power lurking within.
I wish for the ability to feel again! O.O
Granted, but you lose all of your other senses in the process.
I wish my room was painted.
Granted, but it gets painted the worst color in the world and your eyes buurn.
I wish for a mp3 player that doesn't suck
Granted but it can only hold half of one song
I wish my computer hardware was fixed.
Granted, but it feels less than a computer.
I wish for more industrial sized tape.
Granted, but it's too expensive.
I wish to meet attractive boys
Granted, Unfortunately they're very gay and have no wish to do more than sip coffee and chat about other attractive boys with you.
I wish my hair wasn't wavy. ;~;
Granted, you now have no hair and never grow it back.
I wish for a diamond knife.
Granted, but it's shattering beauty blinds upon sight.
I wish to meet attractive straight boys =3
Granted. But it turns out your not straight anymore.
I wish for more awesome skills without losing the ones I already have.
Granted, but the only skills you get, are being awesome at doing nothing.
I wish I had a chess set.
Granted, but your neighbor eats it.
I wish for a book shelf.
Granted. But it only fits books the size of pennies.
I wish for awesome skills at penspinning. XD
Granted, but because skills are earned and not given, you get nothing more than a plastic practice pet.
I wish for a spear!
Granted. You get a spear. In the gut.
I wish for infinity.
Granted, but as you trip, you get impaled by it.
I wish for all that is good to be in the world and all that is bad to go to pluto.
you get sent to pluto (haha jk xD)
i wish for a medium sized stuffed hippopotamus
Granted, and it farts. FOR REAL. IN YOUR FACE! O.O
I wish for red pants!
Granted. But when you wear them, your skin turns red.
I wish to be a god! XD
Granted, but due to an error in the wish granting machine you become a dog instead.
I wish for an ice cream sandwich.
Granted but it is completely melted by the time you get it
I wish for a clone of myself
Granted, but it dies within 10 seconds of life.
I wish for a gun made of soap that shoots bubbles!
granted but the bubbles become so big that they capture you in one of them, making you drift off into the sky, never to return.
I wish for a new keyboard
Granted, but all the buttons are gone! 8D
I wish for a bowling ball.
Granted, but it falls on your foot. D: *ow*
I wish for a pizza.
Granted, but the delivery man dropped it on the floor before giving it to you.
I wish my computer would work properly.
Granted, but nothing else in your life does.
I wish for breath mints!
granted, but they have a bad aftertaste.
I wish for a good book.
Granted, but you get a horrible book with the title "Good."
I wish for some pancakes.
Granted, but they taste like rotten milk.
I wish for a doodle pad.
Granted, but you have nothing to doodle with! D:
I wish for an oar.
Granted!!! Unfortunately it turns into a giant Oar monster and eats your face for dinner O_O
I wish to finish NaNoWriMo and not go insane! (is that two wishes? >_> )
Granted, but it transforms into a monstrous word monster that eats your soul fer dinnah! )<
I wish for bugspray.
Granted. But it attracts bugs.
I wish for more time, less homework and tests and stuff.
Granted!! But this extra time brought an apocalyptic plague.
I wish for a Grinch plushie.
Granted, but it steals all your presents when your not looking.
I wish for a beautifully-handled gun.
Granted, but it shoots automatically when pointed at anything.
I wish for a new ball cap.
Granted, but it doesn't fit your head.
I wish for new shoes!
D:
Granted! But they are full of holes.
I wish for a spider-free workplace
Granted! All the spiders are free of your workplace... And they're in YOUR HAIR!
I wish for new monitor, one that makes cotton candy.
GAHH *Shaves head*
Granted!! But it creates already licked candy covered in cotton.
I wish for ... a mokacciono!
Granted! But I spit in it. A lot.
I wish for this damned cold to be gone!
Granted but you've given it to me...which is bad news for everyone D<
I wish to understand german
Granted, but you learn they're all talking about you behind your back.
I wish Tebby didn't have the cold I gave her from my earlier wish.
Granted, but everyone else gets it too -atchooo!!-
I wish for bbq chicken
Granted...you get a very angry chicken covered in BBQ sauce
I wish for school to be over for the week
Granted! It's burned down...and you have to be homeschooled...and your mother is now the teacher.
I wish for a super-duper giant BAG OF ICE!
that's not a punishment ^^ *huggles mumsie*
Granted. But it melts all over the backseat of your car when you go to take it home
I wish for a faster computer
Granted, but it becomes obsolete the day after you get it.
I wish there was something worth watching on TV.
Granted, but its only 30 seconds long.
I wish for a puppy ^^
Granted, but he dies on contact.
I wish for a pet bat.
Granted. But the bat kills you.
I wish I wasn't so busy and could post more.
Granted! But you forget to eat, drink and breath - and die too.
I wish for a very good sleep.
granted...but you wake up 40 years later....Morning Mr. Rip VanWinkle!
I wish for something to do.
Granted, but you end up shoveling elephant poo!
I wish for a happy weekend.
Granted but, you realize it wasn't filling McDonalds Happy meal orders happy that you wanted all weekend long.
I wish for a new laptop!
Granted. But it seems you are unable to access it for all eternity.
I wish for more time in a day.
Granted, but the universe goes bonkers.
I wish for no more laziness.
Granted. But everyone is so stressed cause they're busy!
I wish for enough time to get my NaNoWriMo done. D:
Granted, but it's a steaming pile of dog poop.
I wish for a big library.
Granted, but all the books had been eaten by moths.
I wish for pudding.
granted but it's three hundred years past the expiration date! Enjoy!
I wish to be able to replace anyone i want
Granted but, since you can replace anybody you want presumably whenever you want, you no longer feel an attachment to anybody because they can be replaced on a whim. This leads to social isolation and you dying alone.
I wish college would slow down.
Granted, but everything else speeds up and you need more college to catch up.
I wish to be able to time travel.
Granted, but you end up during the time when your parents were making you and you end up messed up for life.
I wish for a giant hammer.
granted but it's so giant you can't lift it
i wish for world peace
Granted, and everyone falls into the giant hole you made
I wish for a deer!
granted, but its dead and about a week into decomposition.
I wish for a winter wonderland
granted, but you freeze
I wish for a pizza
Granted, but it's vomit.
I wish for a new pair of shoes.
Granted, but their hot pink stilettos.
I wish for a car.
Granted, but it's just the frame.
I wish for an engine suit!
Granted. But it goes BOOM!
I wish for a deck that never gets dirty, old, or ripped or anything so I can use it.
Granted, but it also has an anti-Dris barrier....so it doesn't like you anymore.
I wish for an NON-EXPLODING engine suit! 8D
Granted. Your suit implodes.
I wish for ice cream! 8D
Granted, but it's your least favorite.
I wish for a cup of sugar.
Granted but it's filled with ants
I wish for infinite room in my stomach for turkey tomorrow that didn't make me horrendously overweight
Granted, but everyone else in your family does and they all hate you for it.
I wish for a furry, fluffy tail.
Granted, but you accidentaly close a door on it and that hurts like hell.
I wish my house was warmer.
Granted, it catches on fire.
I wish for a pet giraffe.
Granted, but it's too tall to put where you want it.
I wish for a cat.
Granted, but it's cat-in-a-can.
I wish for a leather jacket.
Granted. But just as you are putting it on, police come and take you away. It was stolen.
I wish for everlasting time to do the things that I like.
Granted, but you miss out on all your important stuff and you don't graduate and your life ends up in the local dumpster.
I wish for a cat hat!
Granted. It turns into a real cat and scratches your head off.
I wish for a nice watch to wear.
Granted, but it's plastic.
I wish for a helmet.
Granted, but it is permanantly stuck to your head.
I wish the sky was red.
Granted. But the world turns black? LOL
I wish for an awesome manipulating knife.
Granted, but it manipulates YOU
I wish for a magical sword.
Granted, but you can't figure out how the heck to use it.
I wish for a pet weasel.
Granted...and it eats all your furniture.
I wish for more Dr. Pepper!
Granted but I drink it all.
I wish that finals wouldn't be next week. >.<
Granted, they passed already, and you miss them.
I wish for a fire in my hand.
granted...it is literally in your hand, burning from the inside out
I wish to be able to fly
Granted but you can't control where you fly leading to hilarious hijinks that lands you a sitcom.
I wish that I had slept last night.
Granted, but it was the only night you'll ever sleep...ever, in your life.
I wish for a pair of coke-bottle glasses.
Granted. But the moment you touch them, they shatter.
I wish that the world was a more adventurous place like those with magic and evil.
Granted, but because nobody is responsible enough for the power given to them, the Earth swallows everyone and everything whole.
I wish for the Bow of the Gods.
Granted. Uhh. Whatever it is, it sucks.
I wish to be smarter.
Granted, but it's someone else's brain.
I wish for a doggy suit!
Granted! After wearing you become a dog. But you get caught and put in a pound and eventually . . . to sleep.
I wish for my life to not be so tiring.
Granted, it's so energetic and fast-moving, you burn out and become a pile of ashes.
I wish for a magic broom.
Granted, but dirt from the broom fills the air and thus the air becomes to polluted for anyone breathe ever again.
I wish to see a spotted Zebra!
Granted. But it kicks you in the face for looking and you can no longer see.
I wish that this wish had some point to it.
Granted, but nobody understand it.
I wish for a giant monster!
Granted. But it eats you.
I wish for an awesome ring to wear.
D< Granted, but it eats you! YES! A monster ring! IT EATZ YE!
I wish to be ALIVE.
You are ALIVE, but only for a moment longer.
I wish for a good book to read.
Granted, but it's in a language you don't understand.
I wish for jumping shoes.
Granted, but you jump into a ceiling and get hurt. Ow.
I wish I could play Sims 3 better.
Granted but you get so good at it that you don't want to do anything else. So you don't.
I wish Wingdings was a language.
Granted, but now that's the only thing you can write/speak in.
I wish for a pen that isn't broken.
Granted, but it works for everyone but you.
I wish for a tub of garlic.
Granted, but you die from the smell.
I wish for everyone to hate pizza
Granted, but now everyone hates you.
I wish for a pile of spaghetti.
Granted. It materializes with you under it and you're crushed.
I wish for Strings.
Granted, but you are strangled with them.
I wish for a breathing tube.
granted, but someone accidentally filled it with cement. oops! *kicks cement mixer away*
I wish to be able to read minds
Granted, but you're mind becomes defiled when you read the thoughts of Euzec.
I wish for a bandana.
Granted...but the Wish Association accidentally gives you a banana instead and you are attacked by wild, hungry monkeys
I wish for something to do
Granted, but you have no limbs to do it with.
I wish for nothing!
Granted...you are stripped of everything you had once held near and dear to you
I wish for my limbs back
Granted. But they all seem to be in the wrong place.
I wish for waaay more time.
You get all of time, but you must spend it in a lonely corner.
I wish for a watch that was set right.
Granted. It only points right though at the 3.
I wish for more time and not spend it in a corner.
Granted, but you then are teleported into a circular room to spend all of your time in.
I wish for a car.
Granted. But it goes "BOOM!" while you are in it and you fly out.
I wish for that this wish had meaning to it.
Granted, but nobody exept you can figure out what it is.
I wish for a good eraser!
Granted. But you become erased!
I wish I know what that needed to be figured out.
Granted, but you forget right after.
I wish I wasn't erased before.
Granted, but you never get your eraser.
I wish that the Pokemon HGSS would hurry up and come out.
(They're talking all about them in Japan but I don't feel like relearning all the names and pokemon so I have to wait until the English version ><)
Granted, but you don't understand it.
I wish for an awesome crown.
Granted. But it is an exploding crown.
I wish for all mighty powers that won't be somehow used in ways that they suck.
Granted, you are now a jellyfish.
I wish for a flaming sword.
Granted. IT burns your hands off.
I wish for my hands to be more nimble then they already are.
Granted! They're no so quick and agile, you can't even see them and soon, they burn out, leaving you with nothing more than stubs for hands.
I wish for a sword of ice D<
Granted. They freeze your hands and someone runs into and your hands shatter. Buh bye.
I wish for my arm to stop being sore.
Granted, it falls off.
I wish for a bandage.
Granted. You are a mummy.
I wish for more money to use.
Granted, but its monopoly money.
I wish for an endless supply of plushies!!
Granted, and you die underneath the pile.
I wish for an anchor.
granted....but it's attached to a dead body at the bottom of the ocean O.O
I wish i could finish my posts without getting distracted
Granted, but you become super boring and nobody wants to be your friend anymore.
I wish for a cool ring.
Granted, but you fall over due to the weight and cant take it off.
I wish for ice cream!
Granted, but it's poo flavored.
I wish for a stick of dynamite.
Granted, but it exploded the minute you touched it and you blew up.
I wish for a time machine :)
granted but it doesn't work
I wish for my tummy ache to go away
Granted, but then you get a headache instead.
I wish for markers (can't find any in my house. >.<)
Granted. You find some, but the only color marker there is will take on the color of the paper you try or surface you draw on. Basically its invisible.
I wish for more card decks!
Granted, but the ones you get are all Pokemon trading card decks. Bad ones at that.
I wish for a new TV.
Granted. But it goes *KABOOM* first chance you get to turn it on.
I wish for good quality poker playing cards.
Granted, but you forget how to use cards.
I wish for a pet panda!
Granted, but you get mauled.
I wish for a blue lake to call my own.
Granted. You drown in the lake, and the lake is forever called. "Drowning Lion Lake"
I wish for my card skills back.
Granted, but because they are held against their will, they rebel against you and successfully overthrow you.
I wish for an arm-canon.
Granted, but it is possessed by the devil and starts chasing and attacking you relentlessly.
I wish for a car.
Granted, but you suddenly find yourself beneath the tires, all squashed-up and what not.
I wish for a small magic dagger.
Granted, but you are the only person in the world who can't activate the dagger's magical properties.
I wish for a new stereo system.
Granted, but you're deaf to it's amazing sounds.
I wish for a new pair of ears!
Granted. But you keep your old ones, so you now have four ears.
I wish that I wasn't addicted to so many things.
Granted but you find no joy in anything anymore.
I wish that I had a new battery for my laptop.
Granted, but somebody rigs it to some C4 and it blows up!
I wish for a birthday cake! 8D
Granted, it goes *wap* into your face. You just got caked! XD
I wish for my math midterm grade to not be horrible.
Granted, but you flunk the test and your class when your teacher realizes you cheated by using a wish machine.
I wish for a three-headed dog.
Granted. It's so cold you get frostbite.
I wish for pie!
Granted, but it's all eaten before you get any ):
I wish for a suped up magnifying glass.
Granted. But while you are using it, you look into the sun and it burns your eyes! BLIND!
I wish for my days to be less boring.
Granted, but it's too exciting for you to handle.
I wish for a stick of dynamite.
Granted. They explode in your hand.
I wish for my midterm grade for math not to be so low.
Granted, it's just above the bedrock.
I wish for bags and bags of money!
Granted. But you lose it all.
I wish for my percentage of my math midterm to be at least 80%
Granted, but due to changing rules, that's still a failing grade.
I wish for a magic pill that will solve all the problems of the world.
Granted. It's a suppository.
I wish for monies.
Granted. But it is fake.
I wish for an awesome camera.
Granted, but it's just a picture of one.
I wish for a never-ending bucket of water.
granted, but there's a hole in your bucket and it leaks water all over everything
I wish for all bad things in the world to be shipped off to some distant planet
Granted, it's the planet of Tebby's Mind.
I wish for a space ship of my own.
granted but it can only go to the planet of Tebby's Mind >:D
I wish for a way to be able to eat dairy products without consequence!
Granted! And therefore your bones weaken too 8D And you get osteoporosis the next day.
I wish for a way to get my ship back from Tebby's Mind! Dx
Granted but it gets destroyed on returning.
I wish for [strike:12l0z3ps]love and world peace[/strike:12l0z3ps] unlimited power and control.
Granted, somebody has unlimited power and control over you... and it's your mother.
I wish for a magical dice that would always give me whatever number I wanted.
Granted. But you can't think of any numbers after receiving the dice.
Sorry, you must insert a wish into the machine. As a result, you now only have 99 seconds to live.
I wish Dris could live forever! D:
Granted. His shortened lifespan is transferred to you. So sorry.
I wish for a way to kill the auto-smileys.
Granted, they get a rare genetic disease, and you are infected too, but before you can die, you are sentenced in front of a supreme court and charged with crimes against smilies and sentenced to live forever as an auto-smiley...You're disease doesn't kill you until several months later.
I wish for moar monehz.
Granted, but its play money from a monopoly game.
I wish for less homework.
Granted, and as a result, your grade falls.
I wish for a magnetic boomerang
granted, but it is heavy and comes back and hits you |:
I wish I was Russian!
Granted. You go to Russia, live there for a few years and BANG! You are Russian . . . kind of.
I wish for a snow day.
Granted, you get kidnapped and are transported to Canada for a day before getting caught in an avalanche and isn't rescued until the next day.
I wish for a dragon to ride on.
Granted: but it eats you
I wish for a cat
Granted!
Unfortunately, it's part of the dinner you ordered at that new shady restaurant.
I wiiiiiish.... Uhm... That it was easier to shade pictures.
Granted, but all your pictures turn out really shaded, and no one can see the subjects you draw any longer.
I wish for a Sherlock Holmes hat.
Granted, but you lose it right after you get it.
I wish for markers
Granted! But they are invisible and won't appear for anything.
I wish for a real balisong.
granted, but you are sent to jail for owning one
I wish it was easier to think of something to wish for
Granted, yet you wasted your wish.
I wish for a nice fedora hat.
Granted. But I steal it right after you get it.
I wish for a real balisong.
Granted, but you make it angry and it eats your hand.
I wish for a whetstone to sharpen thing with!
Granted. But instead of sharpening stuff it dulls everything it touches.
I wish for more conviction to do what I want.
Granted but you lose all convictions to do what you don't want (but still have to).
I wish for [insert wish here].
Granted. In the end there is no wish to wish for.
I wish that I would stop procastinating.
Granted. You do everything as soon as possible and lose any and all timing.
I wish for moar Dr. Pepper.
Granted. A doctor with the last name of Pepper shows up at your door saying that you are going to die soon.
I wish I had my timing too.
Granted. Here's a watch.
I wish to be able to fly.
Granted. But you find out in the middle of your flying that it runs out and you fall.
I wish for everlasting . . . cards.
Granted. The cards are everlasting, but you can't use them.
I wish America didn't have so many fat people.
Granted, they are now all gone because you ate them all.
I wish for a good vacuum cleaner.
Granted, but it is so good, it sucks up your house and you with it.
I wish for snow.
Granted, and you are trapped in a block of ice.
I wish for a purple apple
Granted, your eyes' veiw of color changes and now the apple looks purple.
I wish I could dissapear like Carmen Sandiego! XD
Granted, you're dumped off Coronado Bridge. (:
I wish for a ton of books.
Granted. They collapse on top of you and you die of starvation.
I wish for more pocky.
Granted, but you eat too much and get sick.
I wish for a chocolate bar
Granted, it's a bar of chocolate flavored [insert nasty thing here].
I wish for something nonspecific.
Granted. But when you touch it, it becomes something specific.
I wish for a snow day tomorrow.
Granted but you have to shovel all the snow away.
I wish I lost The Game.
Granted. But all of a sudden you forget what the game is and win!
I wish for a monster Crono.
Granted but
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I wish for a cookie.
GRanted. But the cookies eats you before you can eat it.
I wish for crono to post.
Granted but it's a crappy post. You should know to be patient with me. xD
I wish I was better at getting the Herald badge. |:
(Did you really?)
Granted. You get the herald badge, but lose all your other badges.
I wish to be the god of cards.
Granted, but somebody bends you and throws you away.
I wish I had a heavy duty flashlight.
Granted. But it only works when you are really, really heavy (fat) and don't do your duty. LOL
I wish to own all the decks of cards in the world.
Granted, and you are shot for cheating.
I wish for a tomato garden!
Granted, but you get terribly sick of eating tomatoes and give up taking care of it.
I wish for a katana!
Granted, but it hungers for your blood.
I wish I had elf-ears!
Granted but the world explodes.
I wish I could read minds.
Granted, but you are forced into isolation because you keep telling people: "O.O Did you hear that!?"
I wish for a bigger stapler that staples huge staples.
Granted...but it malfunctions and shoots staples backward.
I wish for a snow day
Granted, it snows all day but you still have to do everything like normal.
I wish to own all forms of entertainment that I find enjoyable.
Granted. But, they no longer are entertaining.
I wish for an A
Granted. You get A . . . B.
I wish for more threads!
Granted. Here's some yarn.
I wish that joke didn't seem like a stretch to me.
Granted. It was a long shot.
I wish for everlasting threads to post in with all my thread buddies.
Granted, but we die before they can be finished.
I wish for more inspiration!
Granted. You get it, but you lose it before you can do anything with it.
I wish for my name to be well known!
Granted. But the press stalks you everywhere.
I wish my walls were painted red.
Granted. It's blood.
I wish to be immune to all zombie related things.
Granted, you turn into a wall.
I wish for an anti-idiot shield.
Granted but the idiots just go around it.
I wish I had a flamethrower.
Granted, but you totally don't know which side is the front and burn yourself.
I wish that some of my friends would stop calling me "Kira".
Granted, they call you Shirley instead.
I wish I had the ultimate bug zapper.
Granted. But it is soo strong, you shock yourself everytime you use it.
I wish for a deck of cards that never gets dirty or old.
Granted, but they are used to kill all your loved ones.
I wish for a pocket cave.
Granted. But when you look inside, you fall in and can't get out.
I wish for the best violin so I can play sound slightly better.
Granted, but it's too snooty to let you play it.
I wish for a golden spatula.
Granted but the gold is just paint and it's made out of cardboard.
And it's on fire.
I wish for all things possible and impossible.
Granted, but the world turns upside down.
I wish for the world to be right side up again.
Granted, but the universe is upside down.
I wish for a spork.
Granted. But time rewinds and it is now a fork and a spoon.
I wish for a good violin.
Granted, but it only allows you to play low quality pieces.
I wish for Thor's Hammer
Granted. But it falls from the sky and smooshes you.
I wish for ghostly powers.
Granted, but you sink right through the earth and can't ever climb back up.
I wish for an cold cut sandwich
Granted. But it gives you a cold when you eat it.
I wish for the ability to become invisible and walk through walls and stuff.
Granted, but you sink right through the earth and can't ever climb back up.
I didn't copy and paste Lion's last answer, no siree.
I wish for noodles.
Granted, but they are laced with a drug that make you super hyper and you finish your posts far too quickly. Thus losing the title of lazy.
I wish for a goat.
Granted. You become the goat.
I wish for a longer break.
Granted, but it breaks, and you fall through it.
I wish for a giant hamster! 8D
Granted. It rains giant hamsters and kills all life on the planet.
I wish for . . . an ipod touch.
Granted. An iPod touches you.
I wish for cereal.
Granted. It rains down bacteria sized cereal.
I wish that my headache and all pain that I have right now would disappear for now.
Granted, but you are forever numb.
I wish for a freeze ray.
Granted. A giant snow storm comes and freezes everyone, including you.
I wish for bigger and more flexable hands and longer fingers.
Granted, you now have fingers like an Aye-aye
I wish for some gloves of Dris' new hands.
Granted. You give them to Dris! =]
I wish for Lion to post!
Granted, but it's the same word repeated over and over and over again.
I wish I had X-Ray vision!
Granted but the vision is so powerful that you can see through everything and thus see nothing. And you cannot turn it off. Well done your now blind.
I wish i could play amazing guitar.
Granted. But that is the only thing you can do right now.
I wish for awesome pen spinning skills.
Granted, but you spin the pen right into your eye, and have a Dris eye-kabob for lunch.
I wish for a pack of matches.
Granted. But you get burned.
I wish for neverending supply of good quality cards.
Granted. Your supply never ends and it ends up smothering you.
I wish for a wish.
Granted. But you just wasted it.
I wish that my coin skills were as good as my card skills. Which is really high.
Granted, you're as high as the Himalayas and get arrested for drug possession.
I wish for a high-tech microscope
Granted. You can now see every last little organism anywhere and everywhere. However, you can no longer eat knowing that stuff is crawling on your food.
I wish for a shiny gold star.
Granted. A star falls out of the sky and blows up earth.
I wish for my glasses to be fixed.
Granted but a star has fallen out of the sky and blown up earth so fixed glasses are pretty useless.
I wish for a doomsday shelter
Granted. But as it is being build, doomsday comes.
I wish for a poke machine.
Granted then you die of poke related injuries
I wish for a photographic memory
Granted. You remember everything you've ever seen, ever. The bad/disgusting/horrible/terrible/sad/etc. things are most vivid.
I wish for the ability to control time and space.
Granted. But you cannot control anything else, not your body, not even your bladder.
I wish for everlasting gum.
Granted, but your jaw cramps up, and you can't ever open it again.
I wish for a portable therapist's office.
Granted. But you are the only one that cannot use it.
I wish for a magician coin.
Granted. It makes you disappear before your very eyes.
I wish for five-eighths.
Granted. But it turns out to be eight-fifths by accident.
I wish for my computer to be fixed.
Granted, and it feels less of a computer, just moping around all day and looking real sad.
I wish for a flaming sword.
You get a flamboyant sword.
I wish for popcorn.
Granted, but you have ushers following you wherever you go because the popcorn never makes it to your mouth.
I wish for incredible jumping beans.
Granted. You accidentally eat them.
I wish I was better at the violin.
Granted, but your violin feels intimidated by you when you pick it up, and refuses to be played well.
I wish I had cool mage robes.
Granted. But they aren't your size.
I wish for some half dollar coins.
Granted. Dollars are torn in half and solidified in coin shape.
I wish for a silver ring.
Granted. A silver ring of light surrounds you.
I wish for a good pen.
Granted but it's snobby and thinks it's too good for you.
I wish for a time machine.
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish for a magnifying glass.
Granted except the magnifying effect is applied to your eyeballs. You now permanently see at a 10x focus.
I wish for a top-of-the-line computer.
Granted. But it doesn't work for you.
I wish for a better computer that isn't full of viruses.
Granted, it spits out viruses instead.
I wish for a spy camera.
Granted. But you can only spy on yourself.
I wish that I wasn't so lazy.
Granted, now you want to work to death.
I wish for a watch.
Granted, you're watched all day and all night.
I wish for a bird cage.
Granted, You are now smashed my a GIANT birdcage
I wish for money
Granted, but there's nothing to back it up and is therefore worthless.
I wish for a giant bird!
Granted, You know have a Giant bird....with diarrhea
I wish for donuts!
Granted, but they weren't cooked properly.
I wish for a new TV.
Granted, but it was only cleaned on the outside to look new. In fact there's a bat's nest inside.
I wish for a bread knife.
Granted but it's rusty and you stab yourself with it and contract tetanus.
I wish for free standing door
Granted, but it's way too small to use.
I wish for a pretty lady.
Granted. But all you can do is watch her from afar.
I wish for a sword.
Granted, but it grows legs and runs away from you.
I wish for an enchanted amulet.
Granted but it is a enchanted fire amulet and burns your clothes
You're wish-souls have all been used up and the genie will accept nothing more than your head on a platter.
I wish for protection against getting burned.
Granted. But you are stuck in a below 100 environment.
I wish I could live in a world with magic and adventure.
Granted but everything is after your blood, as a sacrifice to their deity.
I wish I had catnip
Granted, and it kills you.
I wish for a torch.
Granted, but it completely fails to light.
I wish for a writing pad.
Granted but you have no utensil to write with.
I wish for a box
Granted. It is a magical box to another dimension that you get sucked into where you have various comical and adventurous hijinks before being returned to earth where you discover no time has passed.
It also gave you AIDS.
I wish for a quarter.
you get a quarter pounder from mc donalds
i wish for mermaids
Granted, and they're all fished and put on top of people's mantles.
I wish for a dragon of my own!
Granted. but it eats you up.
I wish for a better biology test grade.
Granted, but the genie machine eats up all your answers and therefore worth nothing. And you fail. (:
I wish for a white rabbit
Granted, but it bites everyone that comes near like a wild monster.
I wish for our world to transform into Le'raana and that all of our characters would come to life :D
Granted, and all of your friends and family die as well as all the players as they will no longer be necessary.
I wish our universe could do a backflip.
Granted, but it comes to an end in the process.
I wish for a new wireless mouse that works.
Granted. It turns out to be real and runs away.
I wish for more time in a day.
Granted, but the clocks of the world become obsolete the the extra time goes by unnoticed as nobody will have time to use it anyway.
I wish for a self-expanding bookshelf.
Granted. It expands right onto your face.
I wish for fewdz.
Granted, but it's covered in fungus
i wish for a german grade that isn't a C- or worse
Granted. You get a C on it but it transports you to Soviet Russia where you don't get German grade, German grade gets YOU!
I wish for some thyme.
Granted, but it gets stuck in your eye.
I wish for some sewing needles.
Granted, all the floors, walls and ceilings in hour house are now covered with billions of needles
I wish for my graduation diploma this year!
Granted, but it's a cheap, unofficial copy and nobody takes you seriously.
I wish for some clown shoes.
Granted, but they're of a mime clown so they're black and white only and pretty casual
I wish to be bald everywhere except my head so that I never have to shave or wax again!
Granted, but you freeze to death.
I wish for a skateboard with boosters!
granted. but you fly off the world and die because you can't breath.
I wish for everlasting life.
Granted, but everyone else dies around you and you're alone forever. Not even your cards or video games survive.
I wish for a years supply of Coca Cola
Granted. You drown in it.
I wish for some nitrous-oxide.
Granted. but it somehow manages to kill you by accident.
I wish for more time.
Granted, but your hourglass breaks.
I wish for less time.
Granted. You have no more time left and you die.
I wish for a piece of delicious cake.
Granted, but it gives you a horrible stomachache.
I wish for a series of tubes.
Granted. You get the internet. All of it. Including everybody on it. Yes, even the bad ones.
I wish for a dump truck.
Granted, you get the truck that carts your life.
I wish for a black headband.
Granted. but it turns your entire body black too.
i wish for a new game to play.
Granted, but it has MAJOR defects and is therefore completely unplayable.
I wish for a old game to play.
granted. but it is so old, that it died before you could play it. Turning to dust O_O.
I wish for some new additions of Dan and Dave's playing cards.
Granted, but they are stuck in cement, five miles under your house.
I wish that we didn't have school for the rest of this year
Granted, but you forget everything you learned.
I wish for a new broom.
Granted but it sweeps you out the door.
I wish for a hand puppet.
Granted, but it controls YOU.
I wish for diablo 3 to come out.
Granted, it will come out as dated.
I wish for a golden sword.
Granted but it's cardboard and the gold is painted on.
I wish for the ability to transform into any thing I wish.
Granted, but after twenty-four hours, you can't change back.
I wish for the ability to teleport.
Granted, but you can't control where you go.
I wish for the mist high tech toilet in the universe.
Granted but it sucks you in and clogs.
I wish for a pizza!
Granted, but it eats you!
I wish for a new pair of shoes!
Granted. But, they walk on you.
I wish I could draw better.
Granted, but in reverence of Opposite Day, your drawings worsen.
I wish I had a superbike, with rockets on it.
Granted, but you cannot control it when you are riding so fast, so you crash into many things before stopping.
I wish for a cat.
Granted. It's a paper cat.
I wish for a pile of sawdust.
Granted, but you keep sneezing.
I wish for an airplane
Granted, but a quick change in air pressure keeelz JOO!
I wish for pepper spray!
Granted but it sprays backwards at you
I wish for a tv
Granted, but it lands on your head.
I wish for a magic ring.
Granted, but it's stuck on your finger forever and the only magic it can do is fry eggs
I wish for drawing paper
Granted, it's as rough as a rock though.
I wish for a bucket of sand.
Granted, but it's a BIG ass bucket of sand. So big that it changes the gravitational pull of the earth and the moon collides with the planet, thereby jump-starting the apocalypse o_0
I wish for a fluffy pet kitty named Pickles.
Aww, such a cute little kitty! In fact, it's so cute and fluffy, your head explodes from the sheer... cuteness and fluffiness of it. And then Pickles starts eating your exploded brain matter. Ew.
I wish for a pony! 8D
Granted, but you happen to be a stalk of wheat. The pony EATZ YOO.
I wish for the power of X-ray vision. :)
Wish granted, but all that exposure to x-rays slowly kills the people you look at. D=
I wish I could read minds!
Granted, but then you realize that nobody ever tells the truth. You succumb to a deep depression and end up a hermit to avoid having to use your power.
I wish I were the best artist in the world! >: D
Granted, you were once. Now you're not anymore.
I wish for an umbrella.
Granted, but it's made out of rice paper.
I wish for a mansion.
Granted, but the mansion is so huge that you get lost in it, and never find your way out. Ever.
I wish I was good at math. ;___;
Granted, but than you actually start to like math. You become a mathematician. -le gasp!!-
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Granted, but you end up not being eaten and just rot away like the dirty meat that you've become.
I wish I had a fedora.
Granted, but you happen to wander into a Michael Jackson convention one day. The fans think you're him and rip you apart in their rabid fangirly love o_o
I wish for a piece of moon-cheese.
Granted, it's tastes a little bit like dirt, space boots, and goat urine.
I wish for Thor's hammer, Mjollnir.
Granted but it's far too heavy for any mortal to life and it falls on your big toe.
I wish for a well.
Granted, but it's just a regular well. Nothing special, made of plastic and doesn't even have real water in it.
I wish for a shield
Granted, but although you have your shield, because the magical wish-granting genie likes to rhyme wishes, you're standing in a field and your blood has just congealed.
I wish for a million dollars to be transferred directly into my bank account.
Granted, but you are not allowed to use any of it until you are a thousand years old.
I wish for a blind man's cane.
Granted, but the blind man beats you over the head with it first.
I wish for a pet rabbit.
Granted, but it's a killer rabbit with big - pointy - teeth. >8E
I wish my dog would stop scratching the carpet. >.>
Granted, but your dog starts scratching you instead.
I wish I had a summer job.
Granted, but it's only for this year's summer and it doesn't even pay all that well.
I wish for a dragonslaying duck named Josef!
Granted, but Josef mistakes YOU for a dragon. Oh dear.
I wish that my assignments would do themselves.
Granted, but the answers are completely random and gets failing grades.
I wish for a cat.
Granted, it mistakes itself for a mouse though and eats itself.
I wish for a epic looking spear.
Granted, but the spear is microscopic.
I wish for a block of peppermint chocolate.
Granted. It's huge and it crushes your head.
I wish for a microscope.
Granted. But the last person who used it was infected with the ebola virus, and now you are too.
I wish I was in Venice.
Granted, but it's a plastic version of Venice and all the people are just paper cutouts.
I wish to pass GO! and collect 200 dollars!
Granted, but then someone throws the monopoly board across the room.
I wish I could do enormous sums in my head.
Granted. Your brain becomes a basket for enormous sums of fish and shrimp.
I wish for a thousand points to spend.
Granted, but the only things available are rotten food and mouldy books.
I wish for a cure for the common cold.
Granted, then it mutates and becomes a supercold.
I wish for the moldy books.
Granted! But the mould soon morphs into a disease which will eventually destroy your lungs!
I wish for new arms.
Granted! They're short and can't be used for anything useful.
I wish for a worn old wizard's hat.
Granted, but it turns you into an ancient, toothless cat.
I wish for a pet rock.
Granted, but it runs away.
I wish for some dentures.
Granted, but they're made of salt and dissolve as soon as they enter your mouth.
I wish my pet rock would come back.
Granted, but it has an incurable form of rabies and bites you.
I wish for an electric guitar.
Granted, but it immediately falls into the water.
I wish for a new computer mouse.
Granted, but it poops all over your mouse pad.
I wish for longer hair.
Granted! But it grows so long you can't see and you keep tripping over it.
I wish for a poop cleaner.
Granted, but it is ineffective against common house pets.
I wish for a brand new pair of trimming scissors.
Granted, but the blades are inside of the finger holes.
I wish for a pillow.
Granted, but it's laced with an anti-sleep serum.
I wish for a lightsaber.
Granted, but the blade comes out of the end that's pointed at you.
I wish for a rock.
Granted. It's thrown at your head.
I wish for a really big band-aid!
Granted! But it's so big, that once placed on you, will suffocate you.
I wish for a new window.
Granted, but those bratty kids break it in less than thirty seconds.
I wish for brand new running shoes.
Granted, but their soles are so thin, that they break once you put your feet in them.
I wish for a wishbone.
Granted, but it doesn't break.
I wish for tons of dynamite!
Granted, but their fuses are so short that they blow up immediately.
I wish for headphones.
Granted. They electrocute your ears though.
I wish for a new pack of non-toxic paints.
Granted, but they are made of plastic.
I wish for longer nails.
Granted, but they break on contact.
I wish for a mighty hammer.
Granted, but IT breaks on contact.
I wish for nail strengthener.
Granted. It only works on dog nails.
I wish for a ladder.
Granted, but it breaks once you reach the last step.
I wish for an ironing board
Granted, but it only irons iron-clothing.
I wish for a turtle!
Granted, but it 'runs' away.
I wish for keys.
Granted. But they're plastic and fit into nothing.
I wish for some congas.
Granted, but it doesn't make any noise.
I wish for a vaccum cleaner
Granted, but it ESPLODES! D8
I wish for a headband!
Granted, but it is your neighbourhood gang's enemy's headband.
I wish for better music.
Granted, but it's only slightly better than what you used to listen to.
I wish for some hedge shears.
Granted, but they are too dull to be useful and too brittle to sharpen.
I wish for more goo balls.
Granted, but the goo quickly falls off.
I wish for an automatic clothing folder.
Granted, but it hates humans and maliciously shrinks all of your clothing, causing you to believe that you are getting fat.
I wish for some ear plugs.
Granted, but they are made of paper and don't work at all, and acutually amplify the sound.***
I wish for a foot tub thing.
(OOC: o.O How do ear plugs short circuit? I thought all they did was block out sound.)
Granted, but it's just for display only and doesn't work.
I wish for some celebration champagne.
(omg sorry I was thinking something else totally xD I realllly need to get some sleep.... -braindead- Let's say... they catch on a wire xD)
Granted, but its alcohol free and tastes horrible.
I wish for a working brain.
Granted, but it works backwards.
I wish for a heavy-duty tape recorder.
Granted, but it tangles up the tape-stuff inside the tapes, breaking them.
I wish for juice.
Granted, but it spills on your carpet!
I wish for some new shoes.
Granted, but the ones you get are meant for small dogs.
I wish for a light bulb.
Granted, but it esplodes!
I wish for a crown.
Granted, but it's cursed and turns you into a slug.
I wish for a shiny new pencil.
Granted, but it's a serial killer pencil and it goes stabby-stab to your eyes!
I wish for a torch that never goes out.
Granted, but it's so bright that when someone points it at your face, you immediately go blind.
I wish for a house with secret passages.
Granted, but you get lost in it, never finding your way out.
I wish for a map to the house with secret passages.
Granted, but you get lost in the house and are ambushed by Palest Gold for food.
I wish for a gauntlet that can shoot lightning out of the fingertips!
Granted, but it's so complicated that you can't figure out how to use it.
I wish for 100 extra wishes.
Granted, but you waste them all on stupid things.
I wish for a cat mask.
Granted, but it's a mask of one of those creepy hairless cats.
I wish for a self-playing violin.
Granted, but it only has the capability of playing one song...over and over again.
I wish for my own private beach.
Granted, but it's polluted and kills you instantly.
I wish for no wishes.
Granted, but the Wish Fairy comes and hits you with her wand for putting her out of business.
I wish for a pet eagle.
Granted, but it eats all your neighbor's small animals D:
I wish for a dog.
Granted, but infests your house with fleas.
I wish for a pirate costume.
Granted, but you get a cowboy hat instead.
I wish for a pimp cane.
Granted but you get mistaken for one and get arrested.
I wish for the power to grant my own wishes.
Granted....nothing changes.
I wish for magic cuff keys!
Granted, but they don't work.
I wish for a tiny dragon statue.
Granted, but it comes to life and eats you.
I wish for a diamond.
Granted, but it's plastic.
I wish for a smelting machine.
Granted, but it kills you
I wish I could fly
Granted, but you get lightheaded due to lack of oxygen and plummet to your demise!
I wish for my very own android.
Granted! But because of your extremely cynical way of thinking, he becomes massively depressed and commits suicide.
I wish I knew all the answers.
Granted, but none of them are the right ones.
I wish for a cup of coffee.
Granted! Unfortunately, the coffee was made by a percolator and its the last cup from the pot. Have fun swollowing pure coffee grounds!
I wish I had more confidence.
Granted but now all your other traits have gone down.
I wish that I had more time.
Granted, but the judge refers to it as "25 to life" Lots of free time.
I wish I had 400 dollars that wasnt owned by bills.
Granted, it's now owned by the person who stole if from you!
I wish some degreaser.
granted, but it's buried ten feet under your house.
I wish i had a great singing voice
Granted, but no one else can hear it.
I wish for a rock.
Granted, but it's a mountain that falls on you.
I wish for the world's most expensive diamond.
Granted, but costs you everyone and everything you've ever owned or will own.
I wish for a mad scientist's brain.
Granted, but you have to carry it around in a suitcase, and it serves you no purpose other than being stinky after a day or two.
I wish I was a world-champion dodgeball player, and wimpy people everywhere feared me! lol
Granted! Yet when you finally lose a game, everyone hates you and wimpy people laugh at you!
I wish for tight, curly hair.
Granted, but it's only one hair.
I wish for mad math skills.
Granted, but nobody understands your way of thinking. So when they say that it's madness, you say, "This is MATH CLASS!"
I wish for a boat paddle.
Granted, but all the earth's water has dried up so it's pointless to get a boat to go with the paddle.
I wish for a bottle cap.
Granted, but your dog eats it and chokes.
I wish for a magic power to make people appear when I want them to.
Granted, but you don't know how to control it so you make your enemies appear.
I wish for everlasting darkness.
Granted, but then all blind people rule the world and you are left in distortion.
I wish for a wolf pelt.
Granted, but the spirit of the wolf is still inside and it's really miffed. So it's constantly moving around and trying to strangle you.
I wish I had a never melting Ice cube.
Granted, but it also never keeps anything cold. Because it is made of plastic
I wish for an airship.
Granted. You get the Hindenburg.
I wish for exactly twenty-two swallows.
Granted but somebody eats them.
I wish for a broken beer bottle.
Granted, it just takes up space and makes your house smell like beer so no one wants to come over. Not to mention you've gotten cut by it.
I wish for a new iPod.
Granted, but it's the new iBad edition that causes you nothing but bad luck. Ten seconds after you buy it, a building falls on you.
I wish to be fluent in Latin.
Granted, but you forget every other language and now have no one to talk to.
I wish my hair was red.
Granted. A bucket of paint falls on your head; it never comes out and makes it all hard and untidy.
I wish for more motivation.
Granted, but then you're never unmotivated and never rest so you die of working yourself to death.
I wish for my own star.
Granted. But it's nothing more than a passing airplane in the night.
I wish for a pair of magic boots.
Granted, but Magic is the company name and nothing more. They were on sale though!
I wish awesome drawing skills.
Granted. You can draw a pail of water like no one else in the world!
I wish for a wishing well.
Granted but you must put in 10000 pennies in to make a wish.
I wish for awesome pumpkin carving abilities.
Granted, but whatever you create only revolts other people!
I wish for ten thousand pennies!
Granted, but you have to make them all yourself. You get a free penny making kit though!
I wish for all the lights in my house to be neon lights.
Granted, but it turns out they're just painted that way and dull after a week.
I wish for a spring-loaded knife.
Granted, but the spring is rusted and won't budge.
I wish for gum that never lost its flavor.
Granted, but it gives your jaw a horrible cramp after chewing it for so long that you can never open your mouth again.
I wish I had a magic feather that could make me fly.
Granted, but it actually turns you into a fly.
I wish I had a new blanket.
Granted, but it's full of holes. The latest fashion in blankets.
I wish for a scary wig.
Granted, but it when you put it on it makes you go bald.
I wish for a longer holiday break.
Granted, but you have to go to Antarctica for 6 months. No sun for you!
(at least you wont have to worry about sparkling XD)
I wish for coffee.
Granted but it's the crud that is at the bottom of the dingy diner pot.
I wish for some sleep
Granted - you get 60 seconds.
I wish for one million dollars.
Granted but you get it as a confetti.
I wish the week to fly by
Granted, but you have to sleep through it.
I wish I had some pants
Granted, but they are made of wrapping paper.
I wish my favorite pen never ran out of ink.
Granted, but the ink is really faint and yellow.
I wish ramen would taste better.
Granted but it's even more unhealthy for you and you can't stop eating it.
I wish I was not confined to bed
Granted, but you're confined to solitary confinement in prison instead.
I wish I had someone to make me breakfast.
Granted, but the person refuses to make you breakfast.
I wish I wasn't so sick.
granted, but now you're missing an arm.
i wish life was like a broadway hit.
Granted, but your number had the worst reviews.
I wish for an antique muscle car.
Granted! But it's literally a car made out of muscles, and it collapses in on itself!
I wish I had a potato.
Granted but it has blight.
I wish I didn't have to return from my vacation.
Granted, but you sacrifice your internet to do this.
I wish no one would post after me.
Granted, but I am actually you.
I wish for a friendly teddy bear who is my best friend.
Granted, but he is stuffed with wasps.
I wish I was amazing at volleyball.
Granted, but you sold your soul to the devil to do this, and will die the next time you play.
I wish I could be an ant. OF DESTINY, OBVIOUSLY.
Granted, but you are crushed by the boot of destiny.
I wish I was a flying pony.
Granted, but you are eaten by a flying purple pony eater.
I wish that I had two extra toes. On my hands.
Granted. But your hands will constantly smell like feet
I wish for life to be less complicated
Granted but now you're forever bored.
I wish for snow.
Granted, but a blizzard comes, it melts and re-freezes with you in it.
I wish I had a use for my hand-toes.
Granted, but you now have athlete's foot on said toes (Athlete's hand?)
I wish for a better brain so I could make a better wish.
Granted, but your head cannot hold the brain.
I wish I had not read Cupcakes.
Granted. But you are no longer the awesome person we knew
I wish I had a better way with words
Granted but you don't have anyone to share them with.
I wish for a better breakfast.
Granted, but- Wait, did you say butter breakfast? Oh well. Too late now.
I wish I had a friend who cannot play the flute.
Granted, but they can play the accordian.
I wish that I was 20% cooler 8)
Granted! your body temperature is now 20% less than it was.
I wish I an IQ of 300
Granted, sadly you have agoraphobia and people think you're a grouchy old man.
I wish for the rest of my books to arrive.
Granted, but they are all damaged beyond repair.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but now everyone has the same religion, same views on everything, same everything!
I wish my shooting star/11:11 wishes came true. >:
Granted, but 11 shooting stars came down on your home.
I wish the perfect guy would come along tomorrow.
Granted, but he continues right on his way.
I wish I wasn't so tech-problematic >.<
Granted, but, the world as it is known has ended and all advanced technologies have been rendered useless.
I wish I was a Wolf and that I could meet my Little Red Riding Hood...
(LOL THANK GOODNESS)
Granted, but you still get killed by the woodsman in the end :'(
I wish the massive list of things I have to do is already completed.
Granted, but then I post an eloquent and long winded response to all your posts and steal all the food from your fridge.
I wish I could find my bottle of meds.
(Good luck, its empty!)
Granted, but it's empty.
I wish I could slow time down.
Granted. Time goes by a second slower, now.
I wish I could find my other sock.
Granted, question is, do you really want to wear the smelly thing?
I wish I could make a few new characters.
granted, but you don't rp with them.
I wish I could control what's on disney channel
(Whoever said they were for RP :P)
Granted, but you ruin the minds of young impressionable children for generations to come.
I wish I knew when I was leaving for my shindig.
Granted, but you'll never figure out where it is.
I wish I knew the cure for flat-tail-itus.
Granted, but you come down with a mutated, resistant strain of it.
I wish the woodsman would suffer a an accident and die, alone with no one to love him.
Granted, but he becomes immortal through a legend.
I wish I KNEW HOW TO SPELL
Granted, but you forget how to read.
I wish the voices would stop
Granted, but now the hallucinations begin.
I wish I had more time to read.
Granted, you have the time but you still can't read.
I wish my book would get finished and published
Granted, but nobody reads it.
I wish I had better winter clothes >.<
Granted, however they're made from the skins of your loved ones.
I wish I could teleport.
(Lovely)
Granted, but you splinch yourself on each attempt without the ability to regain lost limbs.
I wish my reports would write themselves.
Granted, but the pens go crazy in a classic Fantasia moment and destroy the papers afterwards.
I wish I ruled my own little world inhabited by Muse Gnomes
Granted but a rebellion ensues and you are overrun and replaced within the year.
I wish my new character would cooperate and let me finish her.
Granted, but once she's finished, you won't be able to control any of her actions.
I wish I had my degree already.
Granted, but you can't do anything with it.
I wish I had a book to read.
Granted but you forgot how to read.
I wish I had better luck
granted but your good luck will cause you to have bad karma.
i wish the goblin king would take the child away from me.
Granted, but he gives it back after a week.
I wish I could win the lottery, I'd share, I swear
[@ winters :O HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!]
Granted, but you share all of it leaving none for yourself.
I wish the goblin king was mine
Granted, but you get his mother too.
Wish I had the money for another dog
granted, but you're deathly allergic to dogs.
I wish my socks matched
Granted but they have holes in them
I wish for sleep
Granted, but you have nightmares about money running away.
I wish for world domination.
Granted but you die within moments of winning the final battle
I wish for inspiration
Granted but.... *waves hand in front of face* This is not the inspiration you're looking for o-O
I wish money would rain from the sky.
Granted but it disintegrates before it can be collected
I wish for time
Granted! Your home is filled with clocks.
I wish I could live on the internet.
Granted! You're converted into random '0's and '1's which turn into a virus that e-mails people embarrassing videos of you.
I wish my neutered cats could give me a kitten.
You get a clone of your cat.
I wish for a playstation 4
No, that's even better than a kitteh. Thanks. Oh, and it's broken. You're welcome.
I wish my for something nonsensical.
Granted! You get a sudden and out of nowhere thread revival.
I wish I could see the future
Granted! But you remember none of it.
I wish I had more time to write.
Granted! But the motivation gnomes go on strike..
I wish I could come up with a more interesting wish
Granted, but you can only wish for what I wish for if you choose to wish again.
I wish for this thread to become active again.
Granted but it only lasts for one more round ;)
I wish for the ability to breathe underwater.