The Wish Game

[Lion]

Granted but somebody eats them.

I wish for a broken beer bottle.

[Anonymous]

Granted, it just takes up space and makes your house smell like beer so no one wants to come over. Not to mention you've gotten cut by it.

I wish for a new iPod.

[Lion]

Granted, but it's the new iBad edition that causes you nothing but bad luck.  Ten seconds after you buy it, a building falls on you.

I wish to be fluent in Latin.

[Anonymous]

Granted, but you forget every other language and now have no one to talk to.

I wish my hair was red.

[Lion]

Granted.   A bucket of paint falls on your head; it never comes out and makes it all hard and untidy.

I wish for more motivation.

[Anonymous]

Granted, but then you're never unmotivated and never rest so you die of working yourself to death.

I wish for my own star.

[Lion]

Granted.  But it's nothing more than a passing airplane in the night.

I wish for a pair of magic boots.

[Anonymous]

Granted, but Magic is the company name and nothing more. They were on sale though!

I wish awesome drawing skills.

[Lion]

Granted.  You can draw a pail of water like no one else in the world!

I wish for a wishing well.

[Anonymous]

Granted but you must put in 10000 pennies in to make a wish.

I wish for awesome pumpkin carving abilities.

[Lion]

Granted, but whatever you create only revolts other people!

I wish for ten thousand pennies!

[Anonymous]

Granted, but you have to make them all yourself. You get a free penny making kit though!

I wish for all the lights in my house to be neon lights.

[Lion]

Granted, but it turns out they're just painted that way and dull after a week.

I wish for a spring-loaded knife.

[Anonymous]

Granted, but the spring is rusted and won't budge.

I wish for gum that never lost its flavor.

[Lion]

Granted, but it gives your jaw a horrible cramp after chewing it for so long that you can never open your mouth again.

I wish I had a magic feather that could make me fly.

[Xphy]

Granted, but it actually turns you into a fly.

I wish I had a new blanket.

[Lion]

Granted, but it's full of holes.  The latest fashion in blankets.

I wish for a scary wig.

[GoblinFae]

Granted, but it when you put it on it makes you go bald.

I wish for a longer holiday break.

[Haze]

Granted, but you have to go to Antarctica for 6 months. No sun for you!

(at least you wont have to worry about sparkling XD)

I wish for coffee.

[GoblinFae]

Granted but it's the crud that is at the bottom of the dingy diner pot.

I wish for some sleep