The Wish Game

[Haze]

Granted - you get 60 seconds.

I wish for one million dollars.

[GoblinFae]

Granted but you get it as a confetti.

I wish the week to fly by

[Anonymous]

Granted, but you have to sleep through it.

I wish I had some pants

[Juno]

Granted, but they are made of wrapping paper.

I wish my favorite pen never ran out of ink.

[Winters-Feather]

Granted, but the ink is really faint and yellow.

I wish ramen would taste better.

[GoblinFae]

Granted but it's even more unhealthy for you and you can't stop eating it.

I wish I was not confined to bed

[Haze]

Granted, but you're confined to solitary confinement in prison instead.

I wish I had someone to make me breakfast.

[GoblinFae]

Granted, but the person refuses to make you breakfast.

I wish I wasn't so sick.

[Winters-Feather]

granted, but now you're missing an arm.

i wish life was like a broadway hit.

[Lion]

Granted, but your number had the worst reviews.

I wish for an antique muscle car.

[Gar]

Granted! But it's literally a car made out of muscles, and it collapses in on itself!

I wish I had a potato.

[GoblinFae]

Granted but it has blight.

I wish I didn't have to return from my vacation.

[Gar]

Granted, but you sacrifice your internet to do this.

I wish no one would post after me.

[no_one]

Granted, but I am actually you.

I wish for a friendly teddy bear who is my best friend.

[Kai]

Granted, but he is stuffed with wasps.
I wish I was amazing at volleyball.

[Gar]

Granted, but you sold your soul to the devil to do this, and will die the next time you play.

I wish I could be an ant. OF DESTINY, OBVIOUSLY.

[Kai]

Granted, but you are crushed by the boot of destiny.
I wish I was a flying pony.

[Gar]

Granted, but you are eaten by a flying purple pony eater.

I wish that I had two extra toes. On my hands.

[Zane]

Granted. But your hands will constantly smell like feet

I wish for life to be less complicated

[GoblinFae]

Granted but now you're forever bored.

I wish for snow.