The Wish Game

[Gar]

Granted, but a blizzard comes, it melts and re-freezes with you in it.

I wish I had a use for my hand-toes.

[NightWind]

Granted, but you now have athlete's foot on said toes (Athlete's hand?)

I wish for a better brain so I could make a better wish.

[Kai]

Granted, but your head cannot hold the brain.
I wish I had not read Cupcakes.

[Zane]

Granted. But you are no longer the awesome person we knew

I wish I had a better way with words

[GoblinFae]

Granted but you don't have anyone to share them with.

I wish for a better breakfast.

[Gar]

Granted, but- Wait, did you say butter breakfast? Oh well. Too late now.

I wish I had a friend who cannot play the flute.

[Kai]

Granted, but they can play the accordian.
I wish that I was 20% cooler  8)

[Zane]

Granted! your body temperature is now 20% less than it was.

I wish I an IQ of 300

[GoblinFae]

Granted, sadly you have agoraphobia and people think you're a grouchy old man.

I wish for the rest of my books to arrive.

[Kai]

Granted, but they are all damaged beyond repair.
I wish for world peace.

[Penfeather]

Granted, but now everyone has the same religion, same views on everything, same everything!

I wish my shooting star/11:11 wishes came true. >:

[wolfie]

Granted, but 11 shooting stars came down on your home.

I wish the perfect guy would come along tomorrow.

[GoblinFae]

Granted, but he continues right on his way.

I wish I wasn't so tech-problematic >.<

[Dreamwolf]

Granted, but, the world as it is known has ended and all advanced technologies have been rendered useless.

I wish I was a Wolf and that I could meet my Little Red Riding Hood...

[GoblinFae]

(LOL THANK GOODNESS)

Granted, but you still get killed by the woodsman in the end :'(

I wish the massive list of things I have to do is already completed.

[Winters-Feather]

Granted, but then I post an eloquent and long winded response to all your posts and steal all the food from your fridge.


I wish I  could find my bottle of meds.

[GoblinFae]

(Good luck, its empty!)

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish I could slow time down.

[Winters-Feather]

Granted. Time goes by a second slower, now.

I wish I could find my other sock.

[GoblinFae]

Granted, question is, do you really want to wear the smelly thing?

I wish I could make a few new characters.

[Winters-Feather]

granted, but you don't rp with them.

I wish I could control what's on disney channel