The Wish Game

[GoblinFae]

(Whoever said they were for RP :P)

Granted, but you ruin the minds of young impressionable children for generations to come.

I wish I knew when I was leaving for my shindig.

[Winters-Feather]

Granted, but you'll never figure out where it is.

I wish I knew the cure for flat-tail-itus.

[Dreamwolf]

Granted, but you come down with a mutated, resistant strain of it.

I wish the woodsman would suffer a an accident and die, alone with no one to love him.

[Winters-Feather]

Granted, but he becomes immortal through a legend.

I wish I KNEW HOW TO SPELL

[Dreamwolf]

Granted, but you forget how to read.

I wish the voices would stop

[Winters-Feather]

Granted, but now the hallucinations begin.

I wish I had more time to read.

[Dreamwolf]

Granted, you have the time but you still can't read.

I wish my book would get finished and published

[GoblinFae]

Granted, but nobody reads it.

I wish I had better winter clothes >.<

[Ray]

Granted, however they're made from the skins of your loved ones.

I wish I could teleport.

[GoblinFae]

(Lovely)

Granted, but you splinch yourself on each attempt without the ability to regain lost limbs.

I wish my reports would write themselves.

[Dreamwolf]

Granted, but the pens go crazy in a classic Fantasia moment and destroy the papers afterwards.

I wish I ruled my own little world inhabited by Muse Gnomes

[GoblinFae]

Granted but a rebellion ensues and you are overrun and replaced within the year.

I wish my new character would cooperate and let me finish her.

[Penfeather]

Granted, but once she's finished, you won't be able to control any of her actions.

I wish I had my degree already.

[GoblinFae]

Granted, but you can't do anything with it.

I wish I had a book to read.

[Zane]

Granted but you forgot how to read.

I wish I had better luck

[Winters-Feather]

granted but your good luck will cause you to have bad karma.

i wish the goblin king would take the child away from me.

[Dreamwolf]

Granted, but he gives it back after a week.

I wish I could win the lottery, I'd share, I swear

[GoblinFae]

[@ winters :O HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!]

Granted, but you share all of it leaving none for yourself.

I wish the goblin king was mine

[Dreamwolf]

Granted, but you get his mother too.

Wish I had the money for another dog

[Winters-Feather]

granted, but you're deathly allergic to dogs.

I wish my socks matched